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Editado por BARACK OBAMA:
1/12/2015 12:28:05 AM
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Are you an asshole?
How many assholes do we got on this forum?
[spoiler]every time you vote and don't comment, a unicorn dies.[/spoiler]
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2 Respuestas-blam!- unicorns
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1 RespuestaI'm prefer to be called an "asshat"
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Hi asshole, I'm dad
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2 RespuestasI make fun of people at work. Like the thick accent Mexicans because its hard to differentiate between 15 & 50, 20 & 30, and 14 & 40 ect. I also like to point out stereotypical actions. Like, I have noticed that white people like to roll bills into wads. Black people like to make stars with money. Mexicans they try to fold money into itself, but it always falls apart somehow in their pockets. Mind you, these people don't have wallets. Elderly white women seem to think their Bruce Banner. Asian women literally have no idea what a car or a gas station is. Mexican women are always in a rush to get where they are going just to leave again. I have flipped the bird at people for being jackasses. I have told people they are idiots. TL;DR I am a racist prick at work, who doesn't put up with bullshit.
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3 RespuestasEditado por TheChimichanga: 1/13/2015 3:59:14 AMYou know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable, Hot Pink! With whale skin hub caps, An all leather cow interior, And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. YEAH! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby, At 115 miles per hour, Getting one mile per gallon, Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers. And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag, And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side, And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it, You know why? 'Cause we got the bombs, that's why. Two words, Nuclear -blam!-ing Weapons OK. Russia, Germany, Romania, They can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake, Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square, And it won't make a lick of difference, Because we got the bombs OK! John Wayne's not dead, He's frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke. And he's gonna be pretty pissed off, You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times, That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the duke, And John Desimeties, And Lee Marvinhaugh And Sam Beckinforth, And a case of whiskey, And drive down to Texas, And,
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I'm not an asshole, but sometimes I wonder if I'm just bottling it all up inside for one big shitstorm. /unintended pun
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Meh, I can be but I prefer to keep to myself.
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I just think I care too little.
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2 RespuestasYou say ass hole I say witty
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7 RespuestasI am an asshole because I work at Starbucks.
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I can be an asshole. 2 types. A sarcastic asshole and just a mean asshole. Not too big a fan of the second one though.
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I have an asshole
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Eh, probably.
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2 RespuestasI don't think so.
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I don't really consider myself one, although I admit I can be rather blunt sometimes, usually when i'm being honest about something that someone either doesn't want to hear or is just too thick-skulled to understand through a gentle choice of words.
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4 RespuestasYou tell me.
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1 RespuestaLol I am the 69 percent
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More of a ball really
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I love being an asshole
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Great movie.
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I am very rarely an asshole.
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3 Respuestas[quote] [spoiler]every time you vote and don't comment, a unicorn dies.[/spoiler][/quote] What if I comment but don't vote?
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I'm not an asshole. I don't like family asshole. I do have a story though, about love and about tragedy. A young girl and boy from the warring families fell in love but because family asshole hated family not-an-asshole they had to keep their love a secret. The poor young asshole girl could only dream of a grand white wedding where she would finally become Mrs not-an-asshole. Anyway, to work around it they decided to make a pact. But there plans went wrong and the young not-an-asshole he acted like an impatient asshole and in the end both young lovers died. We should learn from this. So many lessons.
