You don't have any weapons, you're all alone. You look delicious, and I want to devour you. What will you do?
Edit: You better not go to sleep, cause I'm gonna eat you.
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I'd eat your ass b
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1 RespuestaGive me back my cub
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1 RespuestaPull a Riddick
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Editado por EscapeFusion: 1/11/2015 8:40:06 AMI'll walk behind you and knock you out cold the end I win
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Kick you in the balls and put you in a sleeper hold. Then do devious things. I'm leaving that open ended intentionally.
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1 Respuesta
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GO, PIKACHU
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I stocked up on ultra balls, you're mine.
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1 RespuestaWe yiff
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Come at bro
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360 noscope you with my penis
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Not if I eat myself FIRST! *proceeds to gnaw on own foot*
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13 RespuestasHyenas are mostly scavengers, so I'm good. Might have a laugh with you.
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I may not have a weapon... But I have bear grills
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I don't know how I look delicious, I personally think I'm very ugly.
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1 RespuestaUnbutton my pants, then proceed to beat you with my 'weapon'.
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I'll give you a banana 🍌
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Wrong... If I'm in the wild I have a weapon. It also means you'd soon have no head.
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suprise butt secks
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1 RespuestaYou must change your name to Shia LaBeouf I have up that position yesterday because I am IMMORTAL
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Stare at you.
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1 RespuestaDevour me good bby All at once and treat me badly
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*readies fists* c'mere.
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1 RespuestaBut I'm also a hyena