You don't have any weapons, you're all alone. You look delicious, and I want to devour you. What will you do?
Edit: You better not go to sleep, cause I'm gonna eat you.
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#Offtopic
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Editado por Masque of Night: 1/14/2015 4:19:55 AMFight if the need arose, despite the odds that I may be severely injured or killed, or avoid and evade if possible. I'm not a violent person by nature, I need a valid reason to fight or kill, and while this rule usually applies to other human beings, it can carry over to other forms of life as well. In other words, unless I need food or you attack first, you have nothing to be concerned about.
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1 RespuestaThey're scavengers, no? Just run and make noise and be aggressive.
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6 RespuestasJumpscare it to sleep, then feast on it
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2 Respuestas*makes a joke*
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Cause you didn't drank doritos. Casual
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Have sex with it
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Perform the best slapstick routine ever. You'll die laughing.
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Fight you of course and eat you when I'm done.
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3 RespuestasEditado por HarakiriGod: 1/14/2015 2:29:37 AMUse my telekinetic powers to rip you apart. You said no weps, but you never said anything about paranormal/superhuman powers Who's your god now >:D
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2 RespuestasEditado por DroppedEP: 1/14/2015 1:38:34 AMBring it, Mutt. I'll snap your neck like I snap a stick!
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Hold my arms out like a bear going in fight stance and growl really loud.
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41 Respuestas
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Pull out my pokedex and learn about you
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Editado por DogChamp: 1/14/2015 1:07:48 AMI throw my pokeball at you.
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[quote]You don't have any weapons, you're all alone. You look delicious, and I want to devour you. What will you do?[/quote]That sounds hot.
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Ice barrage ags super gg
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I'll let you devour sumthin else ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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This mouth eats more than just chicken *licks lips*
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Challenge you to a dance off
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I will -blam!- you
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Piss on you then laugh then get eaten
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Go Diego..Go?...OH GOD NO PLEASE STOP! AHH!! GET IT OFF ME!
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*flys away*
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2 RespuestasJokes on you, that is my fetish ;3
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Fill the street with uppercut