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Editado por Mad Tigris:
1/11/2015 11:51:54 AM
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You're in the wild and I approach you...
You don't have any weapons, you're all alone. You look delicious, and I want to devour you. What will you do?
Edit: You better not go to sleep, cause I'm gonna eat you.
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#Offtopic
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I look deep into your eyes and we become bffs and I ride you into the sunset.
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3 Respuestas*faceplants* Kill me now.
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4 RespuestasAs you approach me I will quickly get hold of your front two legs and pull them open until your rib cage is split open. I will finish in by 'devouring' your meat. Raw. Beware of creep spoiler:[spoiler]I will then twist your head off, clear out your brains by scooping with my trusty left hand *wink*. Finally, your head will be nothing more than a Halloween mask I use to scare little kids.[/spoiler]
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Editado por Brencie: 1/16/2015 7:20:24 PMI snap your neck and tear your cold lifeless carcass limb from limb and feed you to a small hyper asian child with google glasses.
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Tackle and pet you because you know what? I wanna try something new
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1 Respuesta*holds hands out in front* *backs away slowly* Stay... Stay...Stay...
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I do this,
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Throat punch
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I'll pull out some jokes and have a good time
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I eat you. I'm bigger, bitch.
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I'll bash yer fookin head in, I swer on me mum
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1 RespuestaI'm a honey badger... I beg you to try.
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*fired rifle* *rifle fire calls over redneck army* *your-blam!-ed.jpeg*
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I'll use my boner as a sword to fight you
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Throat punch
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I go to sleep.
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*huggernaut mode activates*
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Charge at you while screaming a war cry and trying to windmill you.
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1 Respuesta[b] [/b]
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Want sum fak?
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Pull out minigun and erase you
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Editado por Legend To None: 1/15/2015 2:37:31 AM*log out of RuneScape*
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Editado por WickedNavajo: 1/15/2015 2:37:29 AMI growl really loud, flail my arms about, and chase after you until you're scared away. Then I find my way back to camp, wherever it is.
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4 RespuestasPlease don't eat me... ;-;
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With my superior strength, I stick my hand in your mouth and tug your youngest out, and you are flipping out, I grab a rock and snatch your bones to powder, and then remove the bone powder and organs from your body and put your corpse on display so that none you your kind ever attack me again.
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2 RespuestasPerfect my technique of suplexing canines. Then suplex that canine.
