Did anyone notice Bungie insulting us in yesterdays update? These assholes have time to insult us but not do their -blam!-ing job. Maybe their -blam!-ing raids wouldn't be cheesed if they actually took the time to test their -blam!-ing shit before launch rather than trying to grab as much money as they can.
in the update of the weapons used, the small print reads [b]' Statistics compiled dec 24 2014 - jan 7 2015 by Bungie user research with help from your mom.' [/b]
Credit goes to Brain1491 for the find.
Edit: ok so people stop bashing on me for Thai post. This was acknowledged several times that I over reacted and am aware that this is Bungies trait inside joke. Please stop telling me to stop being but hurt. Post is satire at this point.
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#Destiny
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5 RespuestasBetter go tell your mommy OP or write a angry letter hahaha
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I find it hilarious.
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1 RespuestaEditado por SniperNerf: 1/9/2015 5:41:27 PMCry more. Cheating f aggot.
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3 RespuestasMaybe thier raids wouldn't be cheesed if all the kinderguardians (love this) actually put the effort in to complete something how it should be done rather then taking the easy way out
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1 RespuestaPoor little guy.
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2 RespuestasIts definately very tasteless, but im sote sure yiu need this much rage.
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So at least they are acknowledging their user base at last. Teenagers.
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3 RespuestasYour Mom isn't smart enough to assist with statistical analysis. They were trying to compliment her. Quit acting like a victim. Kids these days...
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1 RespuestaSaltiness level is maxxed
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1 RespuestaEverybody knows you never go full retard....
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1 Respuestayou obviously have no sense of humor if you can't take a joke
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The truth do hurt.
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7 RespuestasOh god they made a comment about or moms! Quick, call everyone they need to be shut down! Shut the -blam!- up
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Haahah -blam!-ing awesome. This crymmunity deserved more than that for all the shit talking it's done.
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I really don't see a problem.
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1 RespuestaThe waaaaambulance is on it's way. Stay calm. Take deep breaths.
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1 RespuestaGlad my mom could help. Hopefully they hire her full time. She needs a new job :(
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5 RespuestasHaha little momma's boy can't take a joke.
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Pretend it's a Popsicle!
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2 Respuestashaha thats pretty funny, but I do feel like they should sort their shit out first. This weeks update seems to be quite a piss take [quote]Our chief resident researcher at Bungie, Dr. Bunson Honeydew[/quote] wasnt sure if there is actually a Dr Bunson Honeydew at Bungie, or if they misspelt Bunsen? Id rather have the muppet basically said the xmas gift would be worthless to most of us in 1 section [quote]hard mode for Crota’s End didn’t launch day and date alongside its younger, more affable sibling. I’ll bet you noticed, even though you’ve been busily swinging that sword into poor Crota’s big shiny green mug between dainty bites of soft, warm cheese[/quote]
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And? This community deserves it.
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A joke or insult that is only for the person telling it is a lot like masturbating. Only that person enjoys it, and anyone who sees it happening just feels awkward
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1 RespuestaIf that's what made you mad in the update you should read it again. Don't be mad at what's there. Be mad at what's not.
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2 RespuestasNo they didn't insult us. The community is constantly insulting and embarrassing itself.
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Lol. Imagine if the entire dev team came together during a holiday dinner to make this joke while one brave man is still in the office trying to fix the audio in VOG.
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2 RespuestasAnd how many times have you used "christmas noobs" in your rants? Oh I bet you are perfectly fine with that jab...but when they talk about players like you who live in their mommies basement now you get offended?