Did anyone notice Bungie insulting us in yesterdays update? These assholes have time to insult us but not do their -blam!-ing job. Maybe their -blam!-ing raids wouldn't be cheesed if they actually took the time to test their -blam!-ing shit before launch rather than trying to grab as much money as they can.
in the update of the weapons used, the small print reads [b]' Statistics compiled dec 24 2014 - jan 7 2015 by Bungie user research with help from your mom.' [/b]
Credit goes to Brain1491 for the find.
Edit: ok so people stop bashing on me for Thai post. This was acknowledged several times that I over reacted and am aware that this is Bungies trait inside joke. Please stop telling me to stop being but hurt. Post is satire at this point.
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#Destiny
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So... You're mad because they had a little fun. Cool story.
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Bungie can suck my dick along with their mothers
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Lol it was a damn good insult, made me laugh.
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Good lord, how do people like yourself even get by in life? Man up for gods sake.
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1 RespuestaYou must be a blast at parties.
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1 RespuestaThis little easter egg honestly just made me love bungie even more. Hell yeah.
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Go upstairs and ask for a hug.
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Editado por B1GRich74: 1/9/2015 10:23:54 PMThey release the raid, players find the exploits, they close them, raid is fixed, why test it when we do?
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1 RespuestaLet's be honest, almost half the community deserves the insult lol.
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2 RespuestasBRO grow a pair you wuss. It's a joke.
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Maybe I'd have liked it more if it was actually funny. See, I don't care if something is offensive or not if it's intended to be a joke. The problem is, some people's jokes are so bad and unfunny they actually do kind of offend me. Like.. okay, you snuck a bit of an insulting joke into the fine print of the update in a style not at all alien to you (see the IWHBYD skull in Halo). That's great, and I got the joke, but I ain't laughin. Now it's more of an insult not because I actually get riled up but that you even had to resort to sophomoric humor in the first place, and then failed to impress me. Meh, if you're offended then I'm sorry, but Bungie never got past middle school levels of humor in most regards. You should know better by now than to let a single remark made by a faceless collection of individuals get to you like that. At least the game itself doesn't allude that they banged your dead mom.
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3 RespuestasMad kid, sad kid, bad kid. TLDR; Get guuuud.
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Lol, missed that. That's one thing I like about Bungie, they aren't afraid to roll with the punches and throw a few themselves
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Editado por Hidden Panda: 1/9/2015 10:11:26 PMBeen a while since I've seen a classic "your mom" Bungie joke..... Seriously back when halo 3 was in full swing there was at least 1 "your mom" joke in every weekly update... It's probably because urk did the update and he always used to do the H3 updates. But seriously if you're old enough to be playing a game that involves killing other people you should be able to handle a little joke.
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They are laughing all the way to the bank while hardcore Desticles think white knighting them online will give them better loot
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1 RespuestaAlways crying and bitching. Just play the game. If you don't like it, sell your game and move on. Stop seeking for attention bruh. #satire #shutupMeg #+5guardiantears
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Now I know why my lil bro is so good at bungie games..... They been banging moms since 1991. BAHAHAHA!!
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Nice troll
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It's just a little joke, nothing to get salty over. Anyone [u]genuinely[/u] insulted by this needs to calm down, and wait for the glorious Xür's return.
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Quit crying and go drink your Pedialyte.
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Your mom...your mom.... your mom....
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Oh yeah? Well. The Jerk store called, and they're all out of you! But seriously, it's a typical Bungie satirical easter egg. They hide things everywhere. That's one of many reasons people love them. They shove references and jokes in everything. They're not all that serious that they just want to make money. They want to have fun
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1 RespuestaShow me where the big bad Bungie touched you inappropriately.
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1 RespuestaBungie: Doing your mom since 1991.
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Waaaaaa...
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Hey, my mom is an awesome research analyst, so I'm not sure why you think it's either an insult or a lie.