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1/5/2015 2:50:56 PM
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Anal?
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Shitpost goes here m80. Please change the tag __________ | | | O__ | | | | | ___________| | |___________| | | | | | | | | | | | \ | \ | \ | \________________ |
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1 Respuesta
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2 RespuestasConfirmed shitpost.
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50% of heterosexual newlyweds want to try anal, In other words 100% of grooms
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1 RespuestaEditado por NeXuS: 1/8/2015 9:35:26 PMI violated the [url=https://mobile.twitter.com/baileyjaytweets]C0d3 04 C0nduc7[/url] and was met with Ninja Justice.
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4 Respuestas> I was only nine years old >I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise >I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek >I called him a -blam!- > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me > It's Shrek > I am so happy > he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp" > He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Shrek > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now" > Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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Feels great, I like it but the hole has to be tight for it to feel good. Usually after my sessions it hurts to sit for a while, but besides that it's all good.
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1 Respuesta[i]No[/i] I am [i]not[/i] cleaning the house til it's spotless
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1 Respuesta............................. ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... No
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Yes please
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7 RespuestasI didnt get to use this the first time around. This.
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1 RespuestaHave entered that domain and finished a winner..
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If you like the feeling of shitting backwards, then yeah
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Urethral penetration master race.
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1 RespuestaOnly on Thursdays.
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1 Respuesta( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──☆: ・ Swiggity Swooty I Summon Thy Booty
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1 RespuestaSometimes
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1 Respuesta
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2 RespuestasNo thanks. I don't want shit on my dick.
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6 RespuestasI am Groot
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2 Respuestasever go to the hospital stuck together, i was controlling her movement with my D
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4 RespuestasI prefer other openings. Like the ear-canal or even an eye socket.
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Ive put it in ladies plenty of times. I had one ask me to pee in it too. Which i did. Not joking
