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DeeJ said the following in the thread linked above: [quote]If I made you a Ninja with the sole task of moving stuff around, would you promise to serve the community and never troll someone again?[/quote]
DeeJ I regret to inform you that the poster of that topic is not me, but one of my admirers. I am sorry for the confusion I may have indirectly caused. (even though I am quite amused.) But I will answer your question anyway even if it was offered in jest. If you offered to make me a moderator, I would probably turn it down because it would be a very polarizing decision, and I fear the kind of person I would become if given such a status. But if you insisted and offered to give us the game we were advertised and shown that the devs listen to feedback instead of viewing us as open-wallets, then I might have reconsidered.
To address your comment about my "trolling", I am sure you've heard of the philosophy that you should never order somebody to do something you would never do yourself. I believe that if you had promoted me, you (bungie as a company) should hold yourself to this philosophy and stop trolling users with your duplicity. When I "troll" people, the worst that happens is that I cause them to waste a few minutes of their time. When you (bungie ) troll people with your lies, you cause them to waste money on a poor investment. In a time where the economy is failing and people are suffering, that sort of mendacity is worse than anything I posted.
I don't even think of myself as a troll, but as a prankster who uses satire to prove a point. Before Destiny was released, I wanted to entertain people by posting the most elaborately stupid ideas possible. Sure there was anger, but people were genuinely amused by them. When Destiny was released, everybody was disappointed including me. I bought into Bungie's word that the game would get better and more new content would be released, but sadly you guys still continued to disappoint.
You guys made a series of baffling decisions and I called you out on them in a manner that was both satirical and tragic. The reason people got angry is because the truth is as controversial as euthanasia, only with less death and more screaming. Now, you probably will see a decrease in my satirical threads not because I feel guilt in posting them, but because your company keeps making the same mistakes. I'm running out of material to work with. And quite frankly, I took the route your devs took when they released the game: I stopped caring. I'm eager to see if you respond to this thread, but I know it would look bad for your PR if you did, so you probably won't.
By the way, I hope you enjoyed your holidays. You of all people needed a break from the blithering buffoonery that is bungie.net. ^_____________^
Edit: apparently some people think I have hostility towards DeeJ. This is not the case. I've always understood that he is just the messenger. My gripe is with those in charge of DeeJ.
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Truth. Laughing at all these desticles white knighting bungie and destiny. Honestly bungie deserves the criticism. I'm not letting them pull this false advertising shit on me again. They're more of a corporate whore now than they were with microsoft. Won't be buying destiny 2 until the reviews come out and I get a good look at it myself. I can't wait to see all the false information they use to advertise their next game.
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6 RespuestasYea i dont get the popularity, i personally hate you
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2 RespuestasI thought this whiner hated this game and everything in it. Shouldn't you be tending a bridge somewhere?
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I want to be a ninja ill get a turtle outfit and eat pizza all day and fight forum crime
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3 RespuestasI agree wit OP 99.9% of the time... However, OP, stop implying that 'satire' is not 'trolling'... 'Loving underage kids' is still pedophilia... 'African American' is still dark skin... 'Militarized presence' is still war... 'Satire' is still trolling...
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1 RespuestaEditado por x2Hunter5x: 1/3/2015 11:09:52 PMSo this is what this forum has become: a place in which people bitch around for trolls. Let's make something clear for Deej: you and your company didn't publish the game that you so energically advertised and the game that was right for the price we paid. No one would be here making Longfaces if you had keep your promises. You only have to blame yourself and not get pissed for the messages that you can find in the Threads Because in some of your last messages it's clear that you are pissed at this point. What I can say to you is stop posting with one phrase-posts, be part of this community and speak to us. Personally I stopped posting here because I was angry at you for your lack of communication. We (or some of us) are trying here to really help Bungie but in return we are treated exactly like every casual gamer. I think we deserve a little anticipation or something. A message gets two minutes to be written, what do you do with the rest of your day Deej? I'm really wondering why do I have to say things like this
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keep trollin dem victims, keep underlining destiny's lack of content/expensiveness for so few
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3 RespuestasWhat the heck is a ninja in these terms and what do they do?
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What's the advantages?
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The blithering buffoonery that you so desperately want to appear to care about. Hark, thy king belittles me with such sweet falsities, I know not a notion of thine own breast. My peasantry shalt never end, my king sees me fit for the thoughtless toils of blithering buffoonery.
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Well said
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Cmon DeeJ do it !
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Deej is a great guy! You shouldn't insult him like that [spoiler]jk jk I fully agree [/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaGr8 b8 lets see if deej is dumb enough to take it
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I'm still reeling from the amazing terribleness of your euthanasia metaphor.
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3 RespuestasHmmm, troll and be annoying & get rewarded to stop. Bungie rng logic at work in real life.
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I think of the dev team eager for deej to arrive. Everyone pants to their knees in nice circle. Deej walks in with knee pads on and a plastic bib. He than mouth strokes every dev and finishes with telling them how great they are doing.
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I'm with this guy.
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2 RespuestasDon't do it; this is an obvious gamble to silence you. And, while you haven't been as funny as you once were, you're still entertaining... resist the dark side.
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Lol, this stuff just gets better and better. Long live the longface!
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Happy Birthday, Longface.
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3 RespuestasOnly naruto can make you a ninja Educate ya self ya fool
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Happy birthday Longface!!!
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real longface
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Solid post Longface. Love your stuff.
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1 RespuestaEditado por Form the Turtle: 1/3/2015 5:59:13 PMHe is doing that so that the vast majority of people who don't want deal you won't have to *here you again. *hear (credit for correction goes to hatersaurus. He is so smart and shows that by correcting slight grammatical errors on the internet.)