Bungie, you guys have made some pretty shitsmear, absolutely f***tarded Exotic decisions that have only lately been redeemed and improved upon. Thorn was just a big monster dildo that reloaded at the speed of tectonic plate movement... Super Good Advice's best advice was to set that shit on fire and get the Ascendant Energy, etc. etc.
But you guys have pulled most of those out of the gutter. F***ed over a few once-golden Exotics in the process (Red Death) but you've more or less fixed the bulk of them. Except for Universal Remote. A mediocre shotgun that takes up both your Exotic and Primary weapon slots to give you the option of not using your favorite rifle so you can use a shitty pump-action. I thought it was easily The Worst Weapon Of The Game, hands down. Until...
[b]...a challenger has appeared![/b]
NO LAND BEYOND, folks! This thing performs like dogshit no matter what the application. You want an ammo capacity so pathetic that you'll run out of shells constantly in PvE? You got it. How about sights that block your entire f***ing screen but only a point as small as a mosquito's dickhole is actually your target area? Done. What about a bolt-action animation that breaks target acquisition after each shot, and is slower than a tortoise pleasuring itself? You better believe it. How about an Exotic sniper that takes up your primary slot but is outperformed by green-rarity sniper rifles you'd pick up at level 6 in the Crucible? Then this is your new weapons.
No Land Beyond.... for when you just have to be the jackass in the group telling the rest of his friends "I just want to chaaaallenge myself!" confidently, before everyone rolls their eyes and gets the party leader to kick you out of the f***ing raid for being a hipster twat.
No Land Beyond... the Exotic Shard that costs 17 Strange Coins from Xur. :P
Why does this festering chunk of shit with a trigger even exist?
-
Amen. Remove reload and keep bolt animation with max clip size would do it some justice though. Until then this is the best worst purchase I've made in Destiny. PS: That super good advice comment , epic ^^
-
BUFF THE WEAPON it needs one so bad 1.better fire rate 2.better impact 3.hold more ammo (it is a primary) 4.better stability All this stuff is basic to buff but would significantly increase the popularity and overall effectiveness of this exoctic weapon.
-
It's bad. Bad. Bump.
-
2 Respuestasi love the gun. you actually need a degree of skill to use it. I ran it through CE best time ive ever had in this game
-
I got this gun in crucible today, I actually like it
-
If everyone gets together and whines about it enough they'll have to buff it and it'll stop being trash
-
If everyone gets together and whines about it enough they'll have to buff it and it'll stop being trash
-
I bought mine and i enjoy the look and the feel of the way it fires.
-
One of my favorite rants ever, lol.I totally agree with u!
-
I only had to see that it only does Kinetic damage and that was enough for me to pass.
-
I'm laughing so -blam!-ing hard, I read this in Crit1kals voice
-
i called it all the FaZe elitists who say only n00bs can't use it
-
It should be like the 1st sniper in cod were after u fire u stuck a bullet right in and be able to fire again. Like do u really need a clip. Also add alot more reserve shots. Yayyyy 18 or so rounds. Congrats u can kill some enemies if u hit them.
-
2 Respuestas[quote]Bungie, you guys have made some pretty shitsmear, absolutely f***tarded Exotic decisions that have only lately been redeemed and improved upon. Thorn was just a big monster dildo that reloaded at the speed of tectonic plate movement... Super Good Advice's best advice was to set that shit on fire and get the Ascendant Energy, etc. etc. But you guys have pulled most of those out of the gutter. F***ed over a few once-golden Exotics in the process (Red Death) but you've more or less fixed the bulk of them. Except for Universal Remote. A mediocre shotgun that takes up both your Exotic and Primary weapon slots to give you the option of not using your favorite rifle so you can use a shitty pump-action. I thought it was easily The Worst Weapon Of The Game, hands down. Until... [b]...a challenger has appeared![/b] NO LAND BEYOND, folks! This thing performs like dogshit no matter what the application. You want an ammo capacity so pathetic that you'll run out of shells constantly in PvE? You got it. How about sights that block your entire f***ing screen but only a point as small as a mosquito's dickhole is actually your target area? Done. What about a bolt-action animation that breaks target acquisition after each shot, and is slower than a tortoise pleasuring itself? You better believe it. How about an Exotic sniper that takes up your primary slot but is outperformed by green-rarity sniper rifles you'd pick up at level 6 in the Crucible? Then this is your new weapons. No Land Beyond.... for when you just have to be the jackass in the group telling the rest of his friends "I just want to chaaaallenge myself!" confidently, before everyone rolls their eyes and gets the party leader to kick you out of the f***ing raid for being a hipster twat. No Land Beyond... the Exotic Shard that costs 17 Strange Coins from Xur. :P Why does this festering chunk of shit with a trigger even exist?[/quote] I'm going to put this out there...I think this weapon will get buffed and everyone will want it. It's bad now but I'm sure I recall bad juju and thorn being bad at some point too.
-
7 RespuestasMy only question is... WHY in the name of god does it still have a red glint when you scope in?! Please, give us at least one reason to use it.
-
2 RespuestasThis game hates me so much that TWO dropped for me this week, then XUR sells it.
-
Yea I just wasted my 17 coins getting it. Im an excellent sniper! But i can't hit shit with this sniper
-
Editado por Sherpa: 12/29/2014 4:12:45 AMI used NLB through an entire ROC strike and before I started I was like "watch I'll get a legendary for this) I got a legendary chest engram that turned into heart of praxic fire 2.0 but I don't have a warlock I stuck it in the vault for now
-
I'm laughing so -blam!-ing hard. This is exactly the description this rifle needs.
-
10/10 read this post twice i liked it so much.
-
4 RespuestasJust maxed mine. I can't get enough of this weapon! For those struggling with the slow bolt action pull - Manually reload then cancel the animation after each shot :)
-
3 RespuestasYou just another angry noob with zero skill
-
1 RespuestaSomeone is mad they got killed by it but can't kill with it.
-
I laughed so hard:( it hurts XD
-
6 RespuestasAgreed. Do they even test the guns in gameplay before releasing them?
-
1 RespuestaThis made me chuckle. Totally on point.