Bungie, you guys have made some pretty shitsmear, absolutely f***tarded Exotic decisions that have only lately been redeemed and improved upon. Thorn was just a big monster dildo that reloaded at the speed of tectonic plate movement... Super Good Advice's best advice was to set that shit on fire and get the Ascendant Energy, etc. etc.
But you guys have pulled most of those out of the gutter. F***ed over a few once-golden Exotics in the process (Red Death) but you've more or less fixed the bulk of them. Except for Universal Remote. A mediocre shotgun that takes up both your Exotic and Primary weapon slots to give you the option of not using your favorite rifle so you can use a shitty pump-action. I thought it was easily The Worst Weapon Of The Game, hands down. Until...
[b]...a challenger has appeared![/b]
NO LAND BEYOND, folks! This thing performs like dogshit no matter what the application. You want an ammo capacity so pathetic that you'll run out of shells constantly in PvE? You got it. How about sights that block your entire f***ing screen but only a point as small as a mosquito's dickhole is actually your target area? Done. What about a bolt-action animation that breaks target acquisition after each shot, and is slower than a tortoise pleasuring itself? You better believe it. How about an Exotic sniper that takes up your primary slot but is outperformed by green-rarity sniper rifles you'd pick up at level 6 in the Crucible? Then this is your new weapons.
No Land Beyond.... for when you just have to be the jackass in the group telling the rest of his friends "I just want to chaaaallenge myself!" confidently, before everyone rolls their eyes and gets the party leader to kick you out of the f***ing raid for being a hipster twat.
No Land Beyond... the Exotic Shard that costs 17 Strange Coins from Xur. :P
Why does this festering chunk of shit with a trigger even exist?
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3 RespuestasEditado por SlushyApollo48: 12/29/2014 3:27:52 PMI use it in strikes because it causes other players to drop out. And also heard it was supposed to one shot players in the crucible when it's fully upgraded
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9 RespuestasLove this gun! It's a bold action that requires timing and skill to use :-)
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I love universal remote. It's hilarious.
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I bought this gun because I was extremely sleepy when I talked to Xur. I wanted to buy an exotic shard, but I didn't realise the cursor was over No Land Beyond (I was sleepy, like I said). Needless to say, it's in my inventory collecting dust until a buff comes. Well, if it ever does.
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i want the exact same answer in fact i better want to bungie fix that weapon with more impact and damage that balance the ''NO LAND BEYOND'' bolt action shot and his slow, and repeat really and dangerous slow reloading on the chamber when using for pvp, raid, or anything because it dosen't belonge to exotic like that it is a beautiful weapon but u know like that it's useless, so please I'm just asking for that in the next update please!!
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Well said
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[quote]No Land Beyond... the Exotic Shard that costs 17 Strange Coins from Xur[/quote] buahahah.
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You should be able to attach a scope mid- battle
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Nice lol
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2 RespuestasBottom line a sniper rifle has no business in a primary weapon slot unnnnlesss its the icebreaker of course...............
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Don't even argue, it sucks in both PVP AND PVE.
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1 RespuestaUniversal Remote is far worse. I say they are close to being tied but regardless, whoever designed those "exotics" works for lizard squad. What a waste.
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Great & humourous post. Agree 100%.
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2 RespuestasFor me this was an exotic shard that came with a grimoire card for an extra 10 strange coins.
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3 RespuestasThorn's really good now
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28 RespuestasThis is a novelty PvP gun. 1 hit kill is worth it, with a skilled hand. It takes the sniper concept to the extreme, and invites a challenge. Finally, it's supposed to represent the sniper gun used by Vasily Zaytsev during the Battle of Stalingrad. His famous saying, "For us there was no land beyond the Volga", is the source for the gun's name. It is hands down my most anticipated exotic and I'm really glad I got it.
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3 RespuestasLol one has to wonder was this meant for a western era game that bungivision is working on? As your starting weapon level one? Alas me thinks the same evil bastard that joked "lets put the DLC on the disk just to piss em off, and make it so they need to buy it to get the full game"rofl. Is the same genius who came up with no land beyond.! Of course it fits with a futuristic themed fps, mmo, rpg? Yep bolt action and space travel ??? Wtf?
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Luk bru u dont no wat u r talkin bout cos ghorn is da wurst wepon it is soo bad cos I cant evn kil tmplar in one hit!!!! Buf so I can 360 noscope evryone!!!!
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2 Respuestas-blam!- you I like the gun everyone has an opinion in sicken tired of people saying that the gun sucks before u upgrade it you probably haven't used it and you got your advise from a you tuber come back when you have dignity
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1 RespuestaEditado por AidedPoem01319: 12/29/2014 8:49:06 AMWhooooo!! Loved this. Mad me laugh, made me cry, made me want to kick bungie right in the piss hole for ever conserving this devil spawn. Btw, you have a wonderful way with words.
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4 RespuestasActually it's a dominant PvP weapon... I get around 5 KD's with it. Think of it as a close range sniper
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3 RespuestasWhy does it still have "scope glint" when there is no scope?
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Great metaphors I'll be using them to pleasure myself
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7 RespuestasListen, I've used this gun all day and have no problem with it. I've killed and sunsinger with the defense perk for radiance on(forgot the name) with 1 shot. It's meant to resemble a musket from colonial times. with a musket you could only fire once in between reloads. It's meant to be a 1-shot 1-kill weapon, meaning aim for the head. I just got my mulligan upgrade but not the master upgrade and it still preforms phenomenal
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Amen. Remove reload and keep bolt animation with max clip size would do it some justice though. Until then this is the best worst purchase I've made in Destiny. PS: That super good advice comment , epic ^^