Bungie, you guys have made some pretty shitsmear, absolutely f***tarded Exotic decisions that have only lately been redeemed and improved upon. Thorn was just a big monster dildo that reloaded at the speed of tectonic plate movement... Super Good Advice's best advice was to set that shit on fire and get the Ascendant Energy, etc. etc.
But you guys have pulled most of those out of the gutter. F***ed over a few once-golden Exotics in the process (Red Death) but you've more or less fixed the bulk of them. Except for Universal Remote. A mediocre shotgun that takes up both your Exotic and Primary weapon slots to give you the option of not using your favorite rifle so you can use a shitty pump-action. I thought it was easily The Worst Weapon Of The Game, hands down. Until...
[b]...a challenger has appeared![/b]
NO LAND BEYOND, folks! This thing performs like dogshit no matter what the application. You want an ammo capacity so pathetic that you'll run out of shells constantly in PvE? You got it. How about sights that block your entire f***ing screen but only a point as small as a mosquito's dickhole is actually your target area? Done. What about a bolt-action animation that breaks target acquisition after each shot, and is slower than a tortoise pleasuring itself? You better believe it. How about an Exotic sniper that takes up your primary slot but is outperformed by green-rarity sniper rifles you'd pick up at level 6 in the Crucible? Then this is your new weapons.
No Land Beyond.... for when you just have to be the jackass in the group telling the rest of his friends "I just want to chaaaallenge myself!" confidently, before everyone rolls their eyes and gets the party leader to kick you out of the f***ing raid for being a hipster twat.
No Land Beyond... the Exotic Shard that costs 17 Strange Coins from Xur. :P
Why does this festering chunk of shit with a trigger even exist?
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Why not change your pace? There's no need to blaze through everything, killing in a few seconds. It's different than every other weapon, so your play style should be different as well.
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I like how they were creative with it, but it is a bolt action in the land of Space Magic... I mean, it is a surprise?
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My friend got it two weeks in a row on nightfall. lol. Same character.
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You are a fool. That is all
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I'M DIEING
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Stop please stop i can't stop laughing ahahaha best post today lol
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Add explosion damage and it would be pretty bombass in my mind
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7 RespuestasYou should probably get good. That gun is awesome.
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I bought it just because lol you are correct though...what a shitstorm of uselessness this "weapon" is. I would be more compelled to throw it at an enemy rather than try to use it conventionally.
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That massive ads sway is to much.
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Wow, awesome post....
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Hahaha so funny, and so true!
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Didn't read. Too much bitching
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11 RespuestasI like No land beyond. I like it a lot. It's clearly not your gun.
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Just a gun for my collection. Honestly exotic primary's are useless imo. Unless you are in a pvp match then thorn,suros,and hawk moon wreck. But for pve a awesome secondary or heavy outshines everything.
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1 RespuestaNop itz gud u juts dunt hav skil nub
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3 RespuestasAgreed on all points. However, i do switch to it as a run bounties to break up the monotony.
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1 Respuesta[quote]slower than a tortoise pleasuring itself? ?[/quote] I'm using this...
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1 RespuestaNice :)