Personally, I would punch them in the face
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Congratulate him/her on making so many people this supremely butthurt.
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Ask them how they remain anonymity as to not be already arrested
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Remove their fingers one knuckle at a time with a pair of pruning shears.
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give them a hug
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Forcefully shave their neckbeard as they scream for the flying spaghetti monsters help. Then Id make them watch as I burn their collection of fedoras and MLP merchandise.
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Have a casual conversation about his/her motives.
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Laugh at them as they cower from the sunlight.
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Turn him in.
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Catch one of them, name them Buck, and let them rot away in a temperature controlled, chain link and plastic cage
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Buy a gun or some sort of weapon, hold it to their head on as many live streams possible and ask the following: [i]"Everyone from Lizard Squad, you will all get permanent markers or paint and write on you forehead 'Jocus Rules'. Then take a selfie and upload it to as many places on the Internet possible or else this guy gets it."[/i]
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Feed him to a bunch of lizards.
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Simply get rid of his hands and legs. Then say " when the rest of your team is...ashes you have my permission to die".
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Not give a -blam!-, all they're looking for is attention. Besides it gave me a chance to play some single player games I hadn't gotten around to.
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3 RespuestasKick their dog, pee in their fish tank, sh1t in their pillow case, beat them to death with the computer they hack with followed by inserting said computer into their dark below(bung!) And then I would go to work on them....
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Shoot them in both knee caps
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I would stomp their balls but you can't stomp what isn't there
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I'd shake their hand. [spoiler]And then kick the bastard in the balls so hard he wouldn't be able to contaminate the human race with his offspring. [/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasTourcher him until he ask more LS members to go to his house and I'm gonna beat them all until they give me every address to every LS member once I got the info I'm gonna shove his head up his ass and your head up his ass and once its a nice circle of human centipede I'm gonna pour gasoline all over his house and burn the -blam!-er down and hunt every member down
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Make them watch as I destroy their MLG computers, kill their families, and shave their scraggly neckbeards. Then poke their eyes out, rip out their teeth with pliers, make them then chew on their own eyeballs, and lastly throw them off a skyscraper.
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1.Grab an ice cream cone 2.give it to them 3.Wait, and follow them if they walk away 4.grab a trash can [spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]hit them in the head with the trash can[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler] 5.call 911 6.become famouse
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Kick his ten-year old ass with my steel toed snowshoes.
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Fire. So much fire.Their screams would echo across the world.
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Ask them if they actually achieved their goal.
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I'm not very creative I'd just shoot him/her.
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Order $500,000 worth of pizza from multiple restaurants near their house, and get it delivered to their address. I will continue doing so until they move.
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Make them drink my shit soup.