Just a friendly reminder to 29s and non-raid 30s. Here are some rules to refresh your memory:
(Will Cap at 25 rules)
1. When speaking to the Cryptarch or any other vendor in the tower, you may NOT look him/her in the eye. Also, you must kneel down when speaking to him/her.
2. You are not allowed to play with the purple ball or the soccer ball. However, there are a couple exceptions to the rule:
A) A raid 30 is supervising you.
B) A Raid 30 requests you to bring a ball to him/her.
[Caveat to rules: If there aren't any Raid 30s to bless you with their presence - the balls are off limits]
3. When patrolling, you are not allowed to open any chests until any Raid-30 in the area is there with you.
4. You may NOT purchase any materials from ANY vendor until you reach Raid-30 by FARMING materials. This will ensure the Raid-30 master race maintains Destiny integrity by properly instilling discipline, respect, and raw strength into Guardians.
5. You are not authorized to level up any exotic gear until you own every piece of Raid armor (maxed out as well) the Raid offers.
6. You are not permitted to dance unless you have acquired a new piece of Raid armor or weapon within a 3 minute window. Don't let us catch you otherwise.
7. If you are aesthetically a Raid-30, but you were carried through the Raid, "cheesed" any aspect of the raid, or others did the work for you while you just reaped the benefits... Delete your character and EARN your place in the master race.
8. In real life, if you are grocery/gift shopping for any reason and you suspect the person behind OR in front of you is a Raid-30, go ahead and purchase their items for them.
9. To participate on Xurday, you must ask a Raid-30 for permission. Also, if there is a line for the XurTrain, find your place in the back until all Raid-30s are finished.
10. You are not authorized to participate in any public events unless a Raid-30 is present.
11.If you see a Raid-30 being shot at, you will throw yourself between him/her and whats shooting at him/her. You will then thank him/her for the privilege of sacrifice.
12. If a Raid-30 walks past you in the tower, crouch down on one knee to show respect.
13. If you are involved in any offensive effort alongside a Raid-30, and that Raid-30 miraculously chances upon death, you will take the blame for it. For, if you had been a Raid 30, the enemies would have been more equally distributed and, therefore, more swiftly dismantled, thus making that fallen Raid-30's death your fault.
14. You may not send a Raid-30 a message, invite, or request, unless you are - at most - one single level beneath them. And, while addressing them, you must refer to them as "Lord," or "Lady."
15. If a Raid- 30 is standing idle the tower, what do you think he/she is waiting for? Neal down and clean his/her boots.
16. It is common courtesy for IB 30s to refer to any Raid-30s as "Master" "Milord" or "Real 30s"
17. You will not use Kabrs name in vein.
18. No goofing off during the VoG. Strictly business. If a Raid-30 goofs off, acknowledge by kneeling and move along.
19. If a Raid-30 is in party chat, you are to boot yourself from the fire team to make room for him/her.
20. If you are not a Raid-30, yet happen to receive a mythoclast and your team of Raid-30's carried you, you must dismantle it as a sacrifice and gesture of humility. Only with the permission of a Raid- 30 may you keep it, and only conditionally.
21. If a Raid-30 deems you the reason for Raid failure, you most commit suicide repeatedly until said Raid-30 feels the lesson has been learned.
22. Raid-30s will open ALL Raid chests. If you're not playing with a Raid-30, you will need to invite one so you can open the chests.
23. In the vault, your opinions matter not. If you have a peasant strategy, keep it to yourself.
"You know nothing, Jon Snow." Is a typical response from a Raid-30 to such nonsensical strategies.
You will laugh at all responses.
You will also rejoice in laughing with the Raid-30, about your strategy.
24. You will not ride your sparrow faster than any Raid-30 in the immediate area. You will also un-equip any vehicle that is better than any Raid-30's vehicle in the immediate area.
25. You must wave to all Raid-30s in your area but never point, its rude.
[[[[[[[[[[Other Raid-30s: Please add any additional rules I may left out and I'll be sure to edit them in]]]]]]]]]]
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Kabre is a little p#ssy ass b/tch who sat in the corner during the hard raid and let his bros do the work and only shot when Atheon was about to die in 1 shot and gets the mythoclast leaves without saying thank you and unfriends those people until new raid comes out then repeat of sitting in the corner How much did i just piss you off.
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I'm not programmed to follow your rules.
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OMG I laugh so hard follow this -blam!-ing rules in destiny shall be a perfect game
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I lost it on number 8. This is a priceless snapshot of our community. I was once a fake 30, with ib gauntlets, but the same week I bought ib gloves I received the raid gloves and now I seem to get gloves every time thru lol.
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Am I a raid 30 if i have a full set of raid gear but usually use IB boots because I don't like loosing heavy ammo?
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If you can't tell, he isn't serious. But damn this was elaborate. I have boots that need cleaning.
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1 RespuestaIf you are not a raid 30, yet happen to receive a mythoclast as your team of raid 30's carries you, you must dismantle it as a sacrifice and gesture of humility. Only with the permission of a raid 30 may you keep it, and only conditionally.
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"KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!"
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you guys are just sore losers im a raid 30 and i think all of this is unfair you're treating them like the kkk treats black people
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2 RespuestasLol so how many of your own rules do you follow since you aren't level 30?
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All the commenters are idiots lol this was freaking hilarious hahaha I loved it!!! I'm going to make a poster out of this!
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2 Respuestas*violates every rule*
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you suck.
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5 Respuestasbut if your kd is below 1.0 you may not speak. im looking at you buddy. by the way i am 30 but prefer other gear that suits me better in pvp
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Uh -blam!-k no I can do what I want bitchh
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6 RespuestasI'm an iron banner 30. I am king of destiny because I actually worked for my gear, not just got lucky
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If thou findest thy gear in the raid lucky dip, thou art simply lucky. If thou earned thy gear fighting against actual people in the iron banner - thou art a true guardian, and we salute you.
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Go back to eating dick.
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The balls are NEVER off limits goon.
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What if one of my characters is 30 but the other two aren't? Do I only have level 30 privileges while playing with my level 30?
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Laughed so hard at 11 xD
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3 RespuestasEditado por Ricalde: 12/7/2014 1:14:02 AMIm both type of 30's and i think this kind of attitude its just stupid, getting lucky with RGN does not prove you're an earner or have any skill.
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Man. I just lost some nice brain cells reading this
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If a Raid 30 gets bored, you must become his personal clown until he is entertained
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1 RespuestaCome Tuesday when level 32 is possible the "level 30 rules" will become as irrelevant as the rest of Destiny's content
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3 RespuestasI see all the spelling mistakes in the list of rules and below me here in the comments.... and it makes me wanna scream, take out my auto rifle and shoot wildly.