Just a friendly reminder to 29s and non-raid 30s. Here are some rules to refresh your memory:
(Will Cap at 25 rules)
1. When speaking to the Cryptarch or any other vendor in the tower, you may NOT look him/her in the eye. Also, you must kneel down when speaking to him/her.
2. You are not allowed to play with the purple ball or the soccer ball. However, there are a couple exceptions to the rule:
A) A raid 30 is supervising you.
B) A Raid 30 requests you to bring a ball to him/her.
[Caveat to rules: If there aren't any Raid 30s to bless you with their presence - the balls are off limits]
3. When patrolling, you are not allowed to open any chests until any Raid-30 in the area is there with you.
4. You may NOT purchase any materials from ANY vendor until you reach Raid-30 by FARMING materials. This will ensure the Raid-30 master race maintains Destiny integrity by properly instilling discipline, respect, and raw strength into Guardians.
5. You are not authorized to level up any exotic gear until you own every piece of Raid armor (maxed out as well) the Raid offers.
6. You are not permitted to dance unless you have acquired a new piece of Raid armor or weapon within a 3 minute window. Don't let us catch you otherwise.
7. If you are aesthetically a Raid-30, but you were carried through the Raid, "cheesed" any aspect of the raid, or others did the work for you while you just reaped the benefits... Delete your character and EARN your place in the master race.
8. In real life, if you are grocery/gift shopping for any reason and you suspect the person behind OR in front of you is a Raid-30, go ahead and purchase their items for them.
9. To participate on Xurday, you must ask a Raid-30 for permission. Also, if there is a line for the XurTrain, find your place in the back until all Raid-30s are finished.
10. You are not authorized to participate in any public events unless a Raid-30 is present.
11.If you see a Raid-30 being shot at, you will throw yourself between him/her and whats shooting at him/her. You will then thank him/her for the privilege of sacrifice.
12. If a Raid-30 walks past you in the tower, crouch down on one knee to show respect.
13. If you are involved in any offensive effort alongside a Raid-30, and that Raid-30 miraculously chances upon death, you will take the blame for it. For, if you had been a Raid 30, the enemies would have been more equally distributed and, therefore, more swiftly dismantled, thus making that fallen Raid-30's death your fault.
14. You may not send a Raid-30 a message, invite, or request, unless you are - at most - one single level beneath them. And, while addressing them, you must refer to them as "Lord," or "Lady."
15. If a Raid- 30 is standing idle the tower, what do you think he/she is waiting for? Neal down and clean his/her boots.
16. It is common courtesy for IB 30s to refer to any Raid-30s as "Master" "Milord" or "Real 30s"
17. You will not use Kabrs name in vein.
18. No goofing off during the VoG. Strictly business. If a Raid-30 goofs off, acknowledge by kneeling and move along.
19. If a Raid-30 is in party chat, you are to boot yourself from the fire team to make room for him/her.
20. If you are not a Raid-30, yet happen to receive a mythoclast and your team of Raid-30's carried you, you must dismantle it as a sacrifice and gesture of humility. Only with the permission of a Raid- 30 may you keep it, and only conditionally.
21. If a Raid-30 deems you the reason for Raid failure, you most commit suicide repeatedly until said Raid-30 feels the lesson has been learned.
22. Raid-30s will open ALL Raid chests. If you're not playing with a Raid-30, you will need to invite one so you can open the chests.
23. In the vault, your opinions matter not. If you have a peasant strategy, keep it to yourself.
"You know nothing, Jon Snow." Is a typical response from a Raid-30 to such nonsensical strategies.
You will laugh at all responses.
You will also rejoice in laughing with the Raid-30, about your strategy.
24. You will not ride your sparrow faster than any Raid-30 in the immediate area. You will also un-equip any vehicle that is better than any Raid-30's vehicle in the immediate area.
25. You must wave to all Raid-30s in your area but never point, its rude.
[[[[[[[[[[Other Raid-30s: Please add any additional rules I may left out and I'll be sure to edit them in]]]]]]]]]]
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Destiny only has one rule, my rule ^^lol
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#11 haha
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We'll fck you to.
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Bump for justice.
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Scrub 31s and fake IB 32s didn't think i'd remember? A new "rules of destiny" coming when hard raid is released.
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2 RespuestasF##k 30 s
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1 RespuestaBut when the DLC comes out... 30's are chumps. :P
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Destroyed one of my many mythoclausts because of this
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Why cap the rules at 25? Why not make it 30 rules in celebration of us Raid 30's? P.S.: If two raid 30's get into an argument, the winner will be determined by how many raid 30 characters they have and how long they had 3 raid 30's. People with 3 raid 30's must be highly respected above all (except Kabr).
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I think number 14 should be always used.
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if you get tbagged by a raid30 then you have to accept it gratiously...
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Fúck this shit. I'm a 29. Being in the presence of a 30 is just... well i'll put my emotion into a sentence... Ahem. "I don't give a fúck. Why should i?" Exactly. Completing the hard (or any) raid isn't a reason to think higher if yourselves. Ah screw it. People like you are deaf to anything that isn't a compliment.
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Get over yourselves dorks. Signed, A Hard Raiding 29er with multiple Vex Mythoclasts to prove it
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25. Any Non-Raid-30's may not kill a Raid-30 with any Weapon in Crucible other than the beginning Auto-Rifle, Khvostov 7G-02. If you break this impermeable rule you must slit your wrists with a Dull Butter-Knife until your wrists are stripped of its skin.
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What if you T-Bag a lvl 30
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25 reasons to prove your stupidity
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Lol I wear ib gear because it looks better, I have 3 full sets of raid gear and two mythoclast along with every other weapon in the raid. So to all you newly lvl 30s that have been trying so hard to get your gear, stfu I have done it all and more and it shows. Others like me are better than you and as long as your one track mind stays the same we always will be. We conquered the raid and the crucible. We made Atheon our bitch and you all. If anything kneel to me because in your single quest to lvl up I did get to 30 then did it again and again until I have all the gear necessary to have 3 30s ready for the raid
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1 RespuestaSadly you forgot one rule. "You may not enter the downstairs club next to dead orbit, the only exceptions will be for lvl 15 or higher female awoken strippers that are actually female gamers. You may wait for your master outside while he/she is making it rain on them beeyotchs."
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What if people run the raid but don't get lucky If someone gets gear from iron banner they earned it way more than raiding
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1 RespuestaAll raid 30's, who have only attained 30 due to pure luck with the RNG must always 1. Bow down to IB 30's for they have shown pure skill and determination to attain 30 2. Acknowledge that they are inferior to any level 29 who gets more kills than they do in the raid and just have not had the same luck to reach 30 yet.
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That was a good laugh, while very funny I really wish Rule 7 would actually happen!!!
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Raid 30. Wow
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Iron lord master race.
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Editado por VyersReaver: 12/7/2014 7:40:05 PM@14) Some Raid 30 have been playing as a female character, but in reality they are male. For your rule 14 to not be a nuisance, it is better for them to call us "Your Majesty". 3 and 4 are also very hard to do together, but that will teach em.
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Are you a [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]?
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As a raid 30, I approve this message.