Hold on tight! Your originality is slowly coming to an end! Hold on to your hard light, your thunder lord, your patience and time, or any other exotic while you can! Your time for originality is coming to and end!
It may not be this week or next week, but the day will come when your using that amazing gun, making all the other guardians jealous, admiring your luck with destiny, stroking that priceless weapon, when all of a sudden, he appears...
XÜR! There he is! Sitting in the tower, hiding from all the guardians who's pride he has just stolen! Selling your precious baby for a mere pocket full of Strange Coins..
Suddenly you drop to the floor clenched your old faithful exotic, slowly petting it, sobbing to it that it still has physical value! That it is more than those other store bought exotics..
But you know the truth, you know what has just happened, your beautiful weapon is no longer that puppy on display in a the mall, getting admired by every guardian that walks past, it is no longer that weapon that shocks people when they see enemies health rapidly deplete, shortly after pulling the trigger.
Now its the weapon every guardian can have.. They walk around full of pride of their new exotic, thinking how awesome it is, laughing at how much of a bargain they got it for..
But still there you are.. Hunched over sobbing, sitting next to banshee the gunsmith, just as torn apart and traumatize as he is.. You wonder if you will ever have pride in your old exotic, but listening to your old war torn ally banshee, you realize things will never be the same again.. You have no originality anymore, your gun is just like the others.. Just bought for some spare change..
The next day after a hard night of drinking, and numbing the pain of this realization, you wake up on a couch in the shipwright hangout area, two guardians pass by with shining exotic rifles, laughing at your mental breakdown, laughing at that un-original hunk of metal that lay next to you.. Now accepting the truth you look back at the guardians, maniacally laughing, and screaming: "YOU'RE NEXT! ONE DAY YOU'LL ALL BE NEXT!"
Thanks for reading, just felt like this was necessary for today and all of the complaining! We all win and lose some. One day, all of our favorite exotics will be in Xür's shop so stop complaining, and have a laugh.
EDIT: Anyone bringing up something about Receiving an exotic or Buying it from Xür, this story only has to do with people losing their feeling of originality, you're most likely over looking the point because you're going to any post about and ice breaker and assuming it has to do with RNG vs. Strange Coins, no where was it said i earned the exotic, how ever i did say "admiring my LUCK with destiny" so go troll a debate post not a story post.
Edit 2: This is only for people to relate to and have a laugh, obviously no one will be original eventually, and one day every exotic will have been in Xür's shop, but if you really can't have a laugh at the story, than you're pretty pathetic.
Which one will be next!?
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1 Respuesta"You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all a part of the same compost pile."
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4 Respuestasi doubt that ever happen to me cause you know...vex mythoclast.
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Xur is for the people who RNGsus has smite. Like me. I still want that exotic bounty, bounty robot!
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3 RespuestasI was laughing because I just got the Ice Breaker from the Raid Chest lol
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I bought it and then a day later won it for doin a strike
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Happens every week ... Exotics are exotics you ne'er really know how that person actually got theirs haha 1 hard light -legendary engram 2 thorn - bounty (obtained 20 sec after hard light) 3 lucky raspberry -xur 4 super good advice - bounty 5 knucklehead radar- xur 6 invective - bounty 7 knucklehead radar - exotic engram :( 8 icebreaker - xur 9 last word - Raid Warlock - the helmet with the feathers -legendary engram and voidfang vest- xur
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Getting the Ice Breaker during the 1st week this game came out I understand hoping that it would never be sold for cheap coins, but like every other one my killer sniper betrayed me and sold itself to whoever had the coins to give it.
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You can say all you want about the destiny community, but D A M N can they write a story. Poetry
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The ice breaker isn't even that great. The zoom is too much, the regeneration is so slow I'd rather be able to reload. But then again regenerated ammo is the only good perk about this gun. It's crits are nice too.. Ehh. It's okay
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And you know what? Ive been working my ass off since day one and not once have they given me an exotic as a reward. Xur is the only fricking way I can get an exotic because this game's drop rate does not exist.
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Lol who cares? Having one rare weapon doesn't make you special or anything
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This is an excellent post. I enjoyed reading it. At first I thought it was going to be another whining rant about how the game is ran but it is an interesting view on the sale of unique items and the effects.
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12 RespuestasThis is hilarious. No one has complained in the past 3 weeks when Xur has sold other exotic items. Now all of a sudden it's a big deal? Stop crying. Not everyone has a chance to spend hours on end raiding. So what if people have a chance to get the same gear using coins they've earned by other means? Suck it up. It's a game and I think Bungee is doing a great job of spreading the wealth around. I have a lvl 30 Titan and guess what...I've never done a single raid. Go cry elsewhere. Great post man!
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It's bound to happen all the time. Do you know why? Because this game has nothing for equipment content! There are like 6 decent looking cloaks in the whole game..
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Editado por Tech Artist: 10/10/2014 7:42:43 PMOk, this is the getting extremely annoying. 10 billion threads have shown up today of people complaining about Icebreaker being sold by Xûr. I'm so sorry I don't know enough people to raid VOG a million times over. I'm so sorry I have a damn job that keeps me from playing this game all day and night. Shut up and deal with it. If you earned it by working for it and not getting it on a random drop, then congratulations. I feel I earned my Icebreaker as it took me a long time just to save up that many Strange Coins. Those things do not just grow on trees. I feel like this entire forum has been infiltrated with whiney, entitled, babies who do nothing but complain that they arn't special and being honered by Bungie for their accomplishments. I had no intention of even giving a response to this but when I can't browse this forum normally for useful information because of all these whiney threads, then that crosses the line.
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5 RespuestasThe day Xur sells The Last Word is going to be a very sad day for me......
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Its impossible to play PvP everyone is camping with the ice breaker now. Back to PvE
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Or you could not post another thread about the same thing as a hundred other threads have already said in less than twelve hours? That would be cool.
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Why do people have it in their mind that other people look at character items and give two shits? I couldn't care less about what items other people use. I'd honestly rather my random teammates didn't suck ass, so more power to people who finally get an exotic from Xur. Maybe in a month or two I'll finally stop going 120 kills in a strike when the other two people get a combined 50 kills. >.>
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I got ice breaker from a tiger strike last week lol
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4 RespuestasI found this story entertaining... Gave me a chuckle. I understand though... This happens to me every week haha (exempt maybe without the bar binge and waking up on the couch... ) I wait for the day they put Suros Regime in the vendor... I will LMFAO on that one... Think of the nerd rage on the forums.
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My monte Carlos will not be on sale by Xur till fall 2015
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4 RespuestasGo cry you self entitled hipster