[url=http://www.text2speech.org/temp/544dd22aa9724.mp3]What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.[/url]

Lol I made this exact same thread without even knowing this one existed

Nope.

I was going to reply on how I don't worship that scientist guy, but I've already forgot how to spell his last name. darwin is my best guess, let's see if I'm right. edit: I actually spelt it right, yay. stop stating things that aren't true btw, it makes you look like an idiot.

Nah, it isn't.

You mean respecting irrefutable evidence made by an observational scientist is worship? And how come Gregor Mendel, a monk in Europe, was in support of Darwin's theory of evolution and actually sent Darwin his own data on pea pod genes to support the theory?

Atheism by definition is the lack of worship. You can be an atheist and an opponent of the theory of evolution. You could say that aliens plopped us here five minutes ago with planted memories. Even if people who do subscribe to the theory of evolution are atheists, is worship the right word? No, you're tripping.

Atheism is not a religion because u dont practice anything

*reads OP* Awwww shit

The typical cliche forum thread that must be discussed! Hurray for atheism...although; who knows, there may be a god out there. Don't just dismiss something that you cannot see...or hear...or anything else! :D

tl;dr I'd get your flame-proof undies on before posting this shit

What the -blam!- gave you the idea to make this again. Holy shit you are stupid

You guys are all bitches

Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8 please don't h8 and don8 peace.

Yikes.

While I get that this is a troll thread, there's no requirement that an atheist must accept evolution or a bunch of other things that seem to get lumped together with atheism: climate change, LGBT rights, etc. There's also no requirement that an atheist has to know or care about science* or any of the pop scientists that are around today. *Not that [url=http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism]atheist communities on the internet[/url] care about actual science that much; it's usually just a picture of Carl Sagan with a background of space and a quote he never said. This entire idolatry of Sagan, Tyson, Nye, etc. is so embarrassing.

Agnostics don't believe in anything, for all we know anything anyone says could be true. We won't know what happens till we get there...