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1 Respuestai'll have you know i'm trained in gorilla warfare...
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I drive a prius. [spoiler]I don't[/spoiler]
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I'm Jake and by the end of the year I'll probably hate most of all of you.
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Editado por POINTBLANKMOS: 8/9/2014 7:52:54 PMI post complete bullshitshit on an empty internet forum filled with 12 year olds while I wait for the sweet release of death. [spoiler]i dun want 2 die[/spoiler]
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[i]Ejaculate![/i]
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I find tacos Sexually attractive
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There is currently warm vomit in my stomach.
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2 RespuestasI pooped today.
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1 RespuestaHi I'm anon and I'm from the Internet.
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"i own 51% of coca cola and i have an 11 inch penis"
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"I'm not that interesting"
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"I love you." *quickly covers mouth in embarrassment*
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Im friends with Shrek.
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I used to say stuff about how I was in marching band
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"I dislike most things, so don't feel bad if I dislike you."
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Editado por ShadowKnightMDH: 8/9/2014 7:29:13 AMWell class you see I'm more than a man I'm a SHINY GOLDEN GOD
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I like turtles
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*pulls down pants* Pretty impressive huh?
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I'm a honda[spoiler]i just read a honda civic post[/spoiler][spoiler]f!!! Me[/spoiler]
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I am the last of those your kind rose up against and ruthlessly destroyed. I am the last Precursor. And our answer is at hand.
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I uhhhh I... I build computers?? *tries to elaborate but just sounds more nerdy* *isn't sure when to sit down*
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Editado por Jaaake AU: 8/9/2014 2:27:11 AMHey, my name is Jake. And ahh. I can ride my bike without holding the handlebars /shuffles tie
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I eat fried chicken.
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I live on a mountain. *Makes a break for the window, jumps through, smashing it as I land in a falcon that flies off.*
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Plan on murdering Hentai lovers