Now I know what you're thinking but before you say anything you have to realize that, for many people like myself who suffer from a micro-penis, that my online gaming presence, or [b]E-peen[/b], is important to me. My question is, how will Bungie let other players know that I'm better than them? Well, I have a few ideas. My first idea involves increasing gun size for players that excel at pvp. Everybody knows that guns are metaphors for penises, so I propose that gun models increase in size every time a kdr increases by 0.5. In this way, players who do well within the game will be able to compensate for their lack of irl gifts. My second idea is to increase the strength and speed of the cars for players who do better in pve dungeons. There's a reason why I bought a hummer irl. And it's because I'm more of a man than you (figuratively speaking). I should be more man than you in the game as well because I'm better right? Finally, now this may seem a bit outlandish but hear me out, as both my pve and pvp E-peen increases, my guardian should have a growing bulge in the crotch area ([i]female guardians too because everyone knows that every girl secretly wants to have a penis[/i]). This would only be visible in the tower and increase exponentially while dancing close to another guardian. In this way people like me can live vicariously through our guardians, encapturing something that is not obtainable irl. Thoughts?