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6/8/2014 11:57:59 PM
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Self-Awareness.
You are now breathing manually, each breath is a conscious action.
Your tongue doesn't quite fit in your mouth, it rests on top of the edges of your teeth. It's not very comfortable.
Each time you swallow, it's no longer a reflex but you choosing to prevent your throat from drying out.
When you blink, it seems like an automatic response but it isn't anymore. You have to choose to blink.
Now you feel a yawn building in the back of your throat, working it's way towards your teeth. Yaaaaaawwwwwwwn.
*blinks*
*breathes*
*yawns*
Don't worry, typing this out has also caused me to do all this. We all suffer together >:D
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Also try this with your friends. [i]"Hey scratch your chin." *immediately begin to scratch your own nose or neck* *watch them scratching the same place as you do* Then iniate mocking: "Hue, that's your chin? Huehue."[/i] Works most of the time all the time at first time.
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Only blinked and took a deep breath - I'm antisocial.
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2 RespuestasWhen eating Raisin Bran, does anyone else get paranoid that a few of the raisins are actually rat shit?
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Don't read the spoiler. [spoiler]Offtopites.[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaCompletely off subject but on topic. I don't have self awareness I have poly awareness of everyone near me. Thats how I see.
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1 RespuestaDidn't work on me Umad brah?
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Editado por Elrond Hubbard: 6/10/2014 1:25:06 AMGood news everyone! I've invented a device that makes you read this in my voice!
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1 Respuesta[quote]The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. [/quote]
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1 RespuestaNow you all feel like pooping your pants. Then we all poop our pants.
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Oh I haven't seen this 100 times on Facebook 8/10 for originality
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1 RespuestaI've seen these too many times for them to affect me anymore. 0/10: failure.
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I practice mindful meditation so much this doesn't even affect me brah
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THE ONLY THING THAT DOESNT HAPPEN TO ME EVERY TIME IS THE YAWN.
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didn't work
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It didn't work [spoiler]Help! I'm broken!![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You are now itchy somewhere.[/spoiler]
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>mfw I read the first three words and knew exactly what this was and didn't read the rest
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AAAARVHJH WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!! (Completely legit. It all happened) *Sips Maple Syrup*
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1 Respuesta"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." *shudders in fear* Artificial Intelligence is scary
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4 RespuestasIs it weird that I did none of this when I was reading this?
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Bwaaaaaaargh
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3 RespuestasEditado por Maluki Fenfair: 6/9/2014 2:21:55 PMActually, my tongue is wrapped around a nice long shaft. I love popsicles.
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1 RespuestaYou are now aware that your tongue doesn't stop moving.
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1 Respuestai didn't do any of those things
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1 RespuestaIt's funny how reading the next one instantly made me forget about the one I previously read.
