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4/8/2014 11:09:09 PM
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So apparently my cousin is a genius. "Frapping"
My cousin came running up to me yesterday and said, "Dude! I've discovered this new awesome thing! I'm calling it frapping!" I asked wtf is frapping. He said that it was stimulating the nerves in the inside of your penis. Apparently you can reach a whole ton of nerves if you can get inside your penis.
He then proceeded to pull out a toothpick and scissors. He cut off the edge of the toothpick and told me to put some lubricant on it and stimulate the inside of my penis. He said to not pull it in and out, rather, I should push against the sides of the penis and twirl the toothpick around. I was just kinda standing there in shock when he told me to do it in the bathroom.
I went in there and pretended to make fake moaning sounds in case he was listening. Not anything loud, just an "Uh." I came out saying it was great and that he sure was a genius. He lit up with a smile and went off to tell my brother.
I'm not gonna try this just cause my cousin said so. Can any Floodians try this and tell me how it feels? Literally putting something inside my penis just seems weird, and that's coming from a guy who shoves stuff up his butt.
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Editado por Hunter: 4/8/2014 11:18:18 PMI got my penis stuck in light socket, instructions weren't clear enough.
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Editado por Doctor Orange: 4/10/2014 2:47:22 PMIf he or your brother ends up bleeding out of their dick from this shit it'll be partially your fault for not talking some sense into them. Dammit my dick feels really uncomfortable right now.
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1 RespuestaI... like the way you humoured him.
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1 RespuestaI always thought frap was the noise an x wing would make when it shot
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1 Respuesta[quote]Apparently you can reach a whole ton of nerves if you can get inside your penis. [/quote]
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The real question here is what motivated him to find [i]this[/i] out?
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Editado por Lord Ruler: 4/10/2014 1:26:57 PM[spoiler]I'm gonna try this[/spoiler]
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This thread hurt my penis.
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Slicing the penis off delivers monumental please.
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1 RespuestaToothpick? Sounds like a sure way to get a splinter.
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5 RespuestasWow what a sissy. I use the end of a toothbrush
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1 Respuesta[quote]Literally putting something inside my penis just seems weird, and that's coming from a guy who shoves stuff up his butt.[/quote] [quote]and that's coming from a guy who shoves stuff up his butt.[/quote]
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Here is a list of things that should go into your penis. 1. Nothing. That's the list.
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3 RespuestasDon't do it unless you have proper equipment.
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There is no sexual pleasure to be derived here.
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1 RespuestaEditado por Hargbeast: 4/9/2014 4:56:55 AM[i] [/i]
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*backs out of thread*
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It's called sounding, and it's dangerous. The urethra is not meant for sexual stimulation, it is an important duct for the kidneys, your cousin is being rather stupid if he's using a toothpick.
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Uh, that's an actual thing called urethral sounding. Your Cousin is a dumbass if he's actually doing that, I would think shoving shit in your dick would already set off a shit load of red alerts.
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This shit makes cheerios sound like its done by 2 year olds every day whilst hanging upside down and singing nursery rhymes
