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8/3/2013 12:03:12 AM
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How does Gojira...
Type on a keyboard with his big ass fingers?
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1 RespuestaEditado por kgj: 8/8/2013 1:40:17 AMOkay, so I calculated it. A duck penis is 20 centimeters (if you'd like me to send you source I can). The average duck is 65 centimeters long. This means the duck penis is 0.30769230769230769230769230769231 of its body length. Now, if we take my length of 328 feet, and we multiply that by 0.30769230769230769230769230769231, we get about 101 feet. In addition, this isn't even my maximum length. If we take my maximum length of 656 feet, we get about 202 feet. In addition, Godzilla 2014 is increasing my size again, so this isn't even my final form. My penis, on average, is about 152 feet long, if we go by the proportions of my nearest modern descendant. Suck it. Literally.
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I'm guessing you don't know what Siri is.
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1 RespuestaI actually made a super computer with King Ghidorah after I fried Jet Jaguar.
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2 RespuestasEditado por Lord Commissar: 8/3/2013 12:10:23 AMHe has an extremely tiny penis. So he basically hunt and pecks like a grade schooler.
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It's hard to type on your keyboards with forefingers.
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1 RespuestaHe has a human form, explained in another thread
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7 RespuestasHis son does it for him duuhh :P
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3 RespuestasHe is Major West.
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Easy, he uses a bigger keyboard :D
