So me and my Co-Worker (we live together) decided that we needed a little time away from Home, so we rented a cheap little caravan. We get to this Caravan, to find it's a tiny little thing with hardly any room at all. after a while, my friend asks me "Why are those Cows outside really small" and I have to get out my little cow figures, and explain that "These Cows, are really small. Those Cows, are really far away" so we decide to go out for a walk, and accidentally "intrude" on a couple, who call the police of us. Once that was all cleared up, we head back to our tiny little caravan, to find out that our Co-worker had hired out the same caravan, and brought about 5 of his friends with him! this little bugger stays up all night singing and talking and keeps us up with him! me and my friend get tired with the holiday, and go off for another walk in the morning. Before we go on this walk, I decide that I need the Toilet, so I go to open this cubicle, to find that there is a woman already in there. The same woman from the couple before! She screams and her husband comes running out from the shower with his towel wrapped around his waist, so me and my friend run to our car, and just as we get going he jumps on the hood! I get scared and keep driving for about 2 miles before I decide to let him off (during which his towel fell off) he gets off, pops our tyres and proudly walks off back to his caravan, leaving us stuck in the middle of no where pushing our car across Ireland! Why is it so hard for a priest to get a little relaxing time away?