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6/3/2013 2:20:41 AM
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What we should do with fat people.
Fat people are disgusting, useless, smelly, and downright selfish. They sit around and eat 24 hours a day and complain about their weight. Their inability to walk or work efficiently hinders the rest of the human race, and that is sad. It's sad because the rest of you have to pay for medical coverage for these people, who don't have much to contribute to society and who eat excessive food, food which could be used to feed starving children.
Do you know what you call a creature that absorbs resources for it's gain but doesn't give back? It's called a parasite. Fat humans are parasites who need to be gotten rid of. So here is my solution for taking care of fat people. Instead of putting them on diets we all know they cannot follow, we should euthanize them, divide them into rations, and send the rations to all of those starving children. If all fat people were converted into rations, world hunger would no longer exist.
You see? I'm not homicidal, I really do have the best of intentions for humanity.
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1 RespuestaHave them eat each other. Fat humans are high in cholesterol, and therefor are a cardiovascular risk to the starving children. The only people who could eat a lardass is another lardass.
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1 Respuesta*Throws an emp at glados*...issue solved
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I agree with you, but humanity was flushing itself down the shitter long before high calorie snacks and meals so let them wallow (if they're the depressed whining type) if they want, it doesn't make much of a difference... for now.
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You'r pretty mean spirited
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2 RespuestasBut you made them fat with all your cake.
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Burn them for energy
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2 RespuestasThat's very mean, they're still people. The only people I don't have sympathy for are murderers, pedophiles, ra,pists and terrorists. I've probably left a few out but you get it.
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Eat them
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Roll them down a hill.
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1 RespuestaSomebody posted a thread on how they think fat people should be regulated. I've decided to have a go at reanimating the dead......threads.
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2 RespuestasYou are clearly a Millennial with all that rage and hate built up. You people are so disgusting.
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Ya know, why I do think something should be done about obesity, that's just kinda maybe slightly [i]crazy.[/i]
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We should have them tested.
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1 RespuestaBy your logic, you too are a parasite numbnuts. You're absorbing and using resources right now and what the hell do you give back?
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2 RespuestasBy your logic all humans are parasites. What do we really give back for what we take? Barely anything beneficial.
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I'm fat and I never get sick, so problem with your medical theory. I eat maybe twice a day and don't complain about my weight. I also am able to work as efficiently as others around me, unless we are talking pure physical labor, which let's face it, is not something the majority of people do all the time anyway. If you're going to troll, try harder.
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2/10 OP.
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This is easy. 1. Build factories filled with giant hamster wheels. 2. Pay obese people to run on them. 3. Mechanical energy produces electricity. Unemployment, obesity, and energy crisis are all solved.
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1 RespuestaHere's my idea. Gather up all fatties and tie them to a generator. Have some rabid pit bulls chase after them, causing them to run and power the generator. This will cause them to loose weight and power our houses.
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You're on a roll today, huh?
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We should have all of them sit on you.
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Smells like a Charlie thread in here.
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2 RespuestasWhoo hoo! Troll threads!
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Or, just hear me out hear, we can send them to one gigantic island; and then see how it goes from there.
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3 Respuestaswhat if someone is fat but contributes to society. Like Gabe Newell.
