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Editado por Vien 'Quitonm:
2/28/2013 1:36:14 AM
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Flood, I Am Unable To Speak To Human Females.
I have attempted to follow several alternatives, which included going with males and this so called "Playboy"; but I cannot handle that because of my claws digging into my own skin. I have had many advantages when around females, such as today when I was around this particular women. I simply said "Tonight, do you wish to follow the Great Journey with me?", and she ran off. I've managed to commence the mating ritual with two females, but it involved violating them. I may be hideous to most...supposedly my hearts are made from pure gold (One of your kin told me this), which is possibly why they sink when around females. I could let out a few tears, but it is quite uncommon for my kin to express such emotions.
Flood... I want a female, and I wish to show her my throbbing emotions. What is so bad about me? What should I change?
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1 RespuestaNecro bump
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You must speak in their language before the great journey communes... Let them come to you and you will find the journey prosperous.
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You should go up to them and be all like "wort wort wort" and then bend them over, remove their pants, and commence with the mating rituals.
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show them your penis
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L2Human
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You must be a sexual predator on your planet. And you seek political asylum on Earth. Am I examining this right?
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Maybe you need a party trick. Take up fire dancing.
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Editado por Mega Blaziken: 2/28/2013 3:48:17 AMdon't believe in yourself, believe in the me that believes in you Vien, now go get that female using both of our fighting spirits, Your emotions are the emotions that will pierce through the women's hearts!
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You know, I just thought of the title in a weird way. I thought you were actually asking The Flood for advice on that. They don't talk, except when the Gravemind speaks through them...so, what would he say?
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3 RespuestasEditado por RomanGladiator7: 2/28/2013 3:38:05 AMThe alliance is off Sangheili. The Librarian's betrayal, and now yours...
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2 RespuestasUnfortunately Vien, you must learn only to be alone if you wish to never be hurt. I have learned so the hard way.
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I suggest using mana burn to weaken their abilities or outright cut them off, and then when they flee, use blink to hound them to the gates of hell.
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Editado por Bolt: 2/28/2013 3:01:15 AMWhat happened with the other one I found you?
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Try being human.
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Try Komodo Dragons instead. They're pretty similar to your own race.
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2 Respuestasyou should probably not show her your 'throbbing emotions' and 'great journey' untill [u]after [/u]you get to know her.....
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8 Respuestasi think you need a new approach; try pretending you have a horrible disfigurement and seek their sympathy.
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You must perfect the SWAG fighting style. Only SWAGmasters are sought out by females
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4 RespuestasDo elites have feet or hoofs?
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2 RespuestasI prefer to take a more forceful route, if you know what I mean. Leave no rectum unravaged!
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6 RespuestasMaybe if you stopped wearing that helmet with those pants.
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4 RespuestasPlastic surgery is the way to go
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2 RespuestasVien, you have a heart of Platinum. Go get 'em tiger.
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There is no Flood. There's the Off Topic section if you're looking to filter half the board, and there's the All Topics section if you want the real Off Topic section.
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3 RespuestasGet another MMJ.
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1 RespuestaIs this going to turn into "I am unable to speak to woman day?" If so it doesn't quite have the ring to it such as our other holidays...
