My complete existence

What the -blam!- did you just -blam!- say about me, you little -blam!-? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!- words. You think you can get away with saying that -blam!- to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -blam!- dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable -blam!- off the face of the continent, you little -blam!-. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!- tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you -blam!- idiot. I will -blam!- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam!- dead, kiddo.

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A dad and his son are walking into the woods together. An owl hoots in the distance, the flapping of wings. A startled flock of birds takes flight from the branches. The kid takes his dad’s hand and says “Dad, I’m scared, it’s getting dark.” The dad replies: [spoiler]”YOU’RE scared!?!? I’m the one that has to walk back all by myself!”[/spoiler]

Silksong release date

Mei & Dr. Marcoh are sitting in a cabin. Mei: “Hey Dr. Marcoh, do you want to play two truths, one lie?” Marcoh: “I’m not familiar with this game, how do you play?” Mei: “It’s super easy! One of us says two truths, and one lie, then the other has to guess what the lie is!” Marcoh: “Hm.. Yes, I think I can do that.” Mei: “Okay, you first!” Marcoh: “Hm.. First, philosopher stones are made from human souls. Second, this nation is run by homunculi. Third, there is a giant transmutation circle underneath the entire country!” Mei: “But all of those things are true..” Marcoh: “Yes. It is the truth within the truth, and the truth within that truth as well. Three truths!”

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Life is a joke and when you take it seriously you become the punchline. Also inb4 edgy Joker boy.

My entire existence

My life

Look in the mirror.