Friends got together for a short Holiday Murder Mystery D&D game. It was at a fancy mansion party and there was a very snooty nobleman looking down on some of us, mainly me the Tiefling Spirits Bard. So I cracked my knuckles and deadpan sang the Diarrhea song as I cast Prestidigitation 3 times. Its a cantrip with a 10 foot range, lasts an hour, there's no save to resist, and I can have 3 effects active at once without concentration. 1st cast to make he butt fart 2nd to make he butt stink And last to make he pant soiled I cast Sh[i]i[/i]t Pants on a Noble at a fancy party. I also rolled high Performance rolls so it was met with hideous laughter and thunderous applause. He stormed out of the room and we all enjoyed the party until a bit later when he was found dead, with me being the prime suspect. And then we recalled the effects last an hour so his body was lying there rippin a[i]s[/i]s as we investigated it for clues. I broke the Dungeon Master for a solid ten minutes. Another Achievement Unlocked. Sadly pant-be-shatted noble stabbed, so I can't claim to have caused someone to sh[i]i[/i]t themselves to death. Still, I think it's safe to say I've won Dungeons & Dragons. You may refer to me as the Bard Queen from now on.