A coup d’etat, if you will. Every president is deserving of one good old fashion coup. When I was in office, I was so notoriously well liked and feared, I had to put together my own. Now, it falls to me to strike the match against Acro. Here are some reasons we should tar and feather him. 1) He’s short 2) The uwu joke is dead Three) baking is for nerds 4ore) He’s short F1ve) He hasn’t pressed any shiny red buttons yet Sicks) What kind of a president doesn’t make his favorite color public?? Pseven) I bet his ceilings are white. That’s so boring. 8ght) Literally hasn’t even war crime’d yet. Nein) AMA’s are only fun if you’re a mysterious person. T3n) short. Basically, down with the president. I am currently in bed with a migraine, so one of you guys are gonna have to do the feathering. Also if you were not here for the last election, literally shut up you have no say in this matter and you are a sheep.