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Editado por Seraphim Crypto: 9/10/2021 9:27:32 AM
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How the new Destiny-based movie experience will work

So Destiny is branching out in a big way to TV and Movies. Here's my vision of how that will go based on the Destiny gaming experience: You'll have to pay $60 up front for a three-movie package, or $40 per movie. On opening day, you'll go to the theater to see the first 10 minutes of the movie, then be required to talk to 3 different store managers at the strip mall in order to advance the movie, then go back to the theater and see another 5 minutes. Do this every Tuesday for fifteen months. Midway through the release, you'll be offered the opportunity to spend another $30 for an "exclusive short film." Sometimes the theater will be down for maintenance, other times random people will just be repeatedly barred from entry or kicked out of the theater by ushers vaguely mumbling animal or plant names and blaming you for not being able to watch because "you probably forgot your glasses or something; our projector is fine." Sweaty Destiny fans who pay for expanded Destiny TV access and watch every episode of Fuller HELM or Young Asher on Netflix and grind out positive reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB will get to punch casuals in the face as they walk to the front of the line and get all the best snacks; their justification for this will be "If you don't like it, don't watch the movie." The large tub of popcorn with extra butter will be deemed "OP" and nerfed; everyone will have to settle for a medium with only salt. https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2021/09/09/destiny-2-is-staffing-up-for-a-massive-film-and-tv-expansion-of-the-universe/
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