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8/26/2020 5:44:22 PM
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“Either transported to the void, inside you yet again, or in an alternate dimension.”
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“I’ll say the second one, though where exactly?”
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“No idea. Probably near the ass end, since you don’t seem to have eaten me this time, and the house is... intact I believe.”
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*The house is indeed intact.* | “Well that’s just great, let me just see what happens when I eat a date, hopefully that’ll fix it.” | *Josephine eats a date.*
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“Huh... well then. I suppose the only thing for me to say is: YEAH Science!”
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*You hear rumbling and then the house begins to move, now there is light. Josephine then heads back inside and rushes to the the bathroom.*
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“Ah, I have a similar response to them.”
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*You hear rumbling coming from upstairs.* | (5 hours later...) | “I’m back!” | *You hear a shrill sound and you notice that Josephine’s stomach has grown slightly.*
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“Huh, normally things are smaller after such an experienced the bathroom.”
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*Josephine sits down on the couch and you hear the shrill sound again though it’s slightly louder.*
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“Interesting. Well, I suggest we don’t eat any more prunes for a while.”
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“Why’s that?” | *You hear the shrill sound again but it’s loud enough to actually be heard and it occurs 5 times.*
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“Seems to have given you... gas..? Or whatever you call it.”
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“Gas, yeah let’s just call it that.” | *You feel as if your being pulled towards Josephine, and the pull seems to be growing stronger by the second.*
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“Are you magnetic? Cause it’s dragging me towards you, and I’m unsure if it’s magnets or magic.”
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“Me neither.” | *Josephine stands up and the pull gets stronger, a lot stronger, it seems to be drawing you towards the back of Josephine.*
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“Agh! I highly suggest not eating prunes now.”
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“Why’s that?” | *The magnetism seems to force your back to bend forwards.*
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“Ow. This. It’s uh... less than pleasant.”
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*Josephine is ignoring you and starts preparing breakfast. Your back is now bent as far forward as it can go. Your body is still facing the backside of Josephine.* | “What do you see.*
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“Currently, it seems to be forcing me towards you. So, you.”
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“But where exactly?”
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“Your rear I believe.”
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*Josephine goes back to ignoring you and you continue to get pulled forwards, the air around you grows warmer and your vision darkens.*
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“Huh, this is either teleportation or I have blood again. Either one worries me.”
