Discuss down below, I shall build a family tree 🌳. - The Twisted Family known as Offtopic - -That one Uncle that Should be in jail but isn’t, Toaster. -Silentsixer, the kid that was suppose to carry his parents to an early retirement. -Acro, “[i]That kid[/i]” that maybe either quite or sniffing paste -Lee, the eldest that tries to not be embarrassed by his very extra family -Shiv, the one family member that may have just been a crack addict who wonder through the door one day... -Dmg, One of the Grandfathers who regret not using protection -H0pless, The quite one... -Oneeye, The hippy neighbor that got the kids addicted - Eccho, just wants his kids to share his passions -Nil, the Dark Spirit that our drunk ancestors accidentally summoned instead of the devil -Liam, the Cousin That May have killed the dog -Sumpig, the other Neighbor who makes life bearable... -Mandolorian, the son who is secretly holding out on everyone else -MexicanSunny, the cousin who sleeps under your bed... -Saber, the dad who wants to be included with his children -Quissy, the cool cousin who doesn’t do family reunions -is the Insane, the baked dad who tries to hid it -Veg, the health nut father -Kronos IX, the father who is trying to hold it together -Cowboy, the City slicker Uncle who tried to go southern -Rose, the one if only sane members who got stuck in insane asylum -Bruh, the son who tried to be a YouTubed and got locked in the basement after a week -Havoc, the long lost cousin who no one knows how he’s related, but is... -Tiger, the cynic child who has a great sense of humor -Beep, the Dadest of all dads -Hankir, the Communist kid Cousin that tells you facts -Oddish, the Uncle who has the best traveling stories -Slayer, the gardener who gets a little to close to the kids -Satonia, our pet rock who oddly looks human that is sentient -Virus, helicopter dad specialist, always chips the kids and knows where they are and what their doing... -Holmes, Family PI part of the family due to the amount of cheating inside of i -Sexy, the friendly neighbor who gives out free candy in a black Van at night -Disciple, the church community leader turned alcoholic due to the cess pool known as Offtopic -Sans, the kid who blasts his music and hides bodies for a living -Hidden, the blind deaf Butler who gives the best advice but to a wall instead of the person in need -OLDBOY, the 21 and me rep who walked into this hell without a clue -Speaker, the kid who is fascinated with summoning and using tentacles for the wrong reasons -Aifos, the gentle heart of the family -Bop, the family cat who got turned human by Acro during one of his “paste” sessions -Snowy, Senile Grandfather that actually cares for the children -DoctorTitan, the family phycologist who learned Phycology in the asylum(the most sane one here) -Ghost, the combined ancestors of Offtopic’s past who isn’t angry but pissed -Atton, the social scientist trying to understand what went wrong with his Nuclear family experiment -Burly, the one estranged uncle who is apart of a nudist colony -Kell of Stone, trying to understand why is parents part of the family try goes in a circle -Adidas, the child who got swapped at birth and is now stuck in this family - Night, Lee’s drunk one night fling that sent Toaster on one of his... sprees -Chubbyninja, The angsty teen that dates Supreme, but secretly is the smartest in the room and knows everyone’s secrets -Concreatninja, The monster the sleeps with MexicanSunny under the bed -Hammer, the blazed son who always seems to be manipulating the younger kids to do something stupid -Lethal, the pet fish that’s actually a turtle -Rouge, the kid that’s ballsy enough to eat meat in front of Veggie -Sylver, the kid that was swapped with Adidas and is actually living a decent life until the fire nation attacked -Burger, the one Uncle who saw the sign to remove himself as soon as possible but pays for the families debt because he still cares -i3th, the Cousin who licked the cold lamppost and was never invited again -Backseat, the dad who wrote his biography knowing that it would be never published because how -blam!-ed it is -Rhueben, the Cousin who is the cult leader in secret -Goodnoddle, the time traveler that wanted to see how the 3rd purge started -Totallynotsteve, the Uncle who has messed around with the other adults -Hoth, the Uncle who made the Family Tree and regretted it after seeing the amount of circles -Asasd, the Uncle who can’t properly say his name due to his crippling kool-aid addiction -Ringer, the Dad who actually makes money for his family... -Loot box, the family’s chest of Heirlooms... and other questionable items -JestingWorm, the Cousin who ran away to become a simi-successful explorer -Lord Freetos, in search for his long lost Recon -CoolHandLuke, the Uncle that everyone thinks is cool and rides a motorcycle but has a crippling coffee addiction -Book Goblin, the kid who literally sleeps in and on books, perhaps even eats books as well -CAM, the Uncle who only speaks in riddles and answers in questions, he spends most of his time in the asylum lurking - - Aku, __________________ (you guys decide) [spoiler]HAPPY LABOR DAY *Sips Tea*[/spoiler]