Man_of_porch_r2 took a drag on his high juice and sighed marveling in his magnificent creation.
A strong younger man spoke to Man_of_porch_r2. "Sir the Banana sled is ready to used."
"thank you Rezyl Porchzzir" Man_of_porck_r2 said.
Man_of_porch_r2 took one last drag and threw his high juice. "Well every one get in."
"Where to first sir?" porching a smirg asked.
"Well sense we are in Maine first stop Vermont."
"What is the point of this journey again?" H1vorch asked.
"Well do you not want free use for HIGH JUICE. well thats why we are going to Colorado." HE paused for a moment. "Where the heck is Bill Buttlicker?"
"Bathroom." Porchus101 said.
"Well tell him to stop wacking off and get to the sled."
"Sir he is not wacking off." Porch cat said.
"Well than why is he in the bathroom?"
They all chuckled.
"To use the bathroom. duhh." derpy porch said.
Man_of_porch_r2 Took a breath. "We are men and as men we can piss where we please. bathroom is for wacking." He knocked on the door to the bathroom. "hurry up Bill."
Bill came out and they all got in the Banana sled.
[spoiler] let me know what you think and if i should do more parts.[/spoiler]
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banana sled? I need a visual on this
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1 RespuestaHalf of Off-topic lives in Texas...just a friendly tip
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1 RespuestaI’m a giraffe
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3 RespuestasI like those words [spoiler]Banana Sled[/spoiler]
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Oh... wheeee?
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8 RespuestasI live in Colorado...
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no one read this while i slept. well i didn't think it was that bad