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Editado por Aech0s:
5/16/2019 11:34:23 AM
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Lets piss off my AP physics teacher
https://imgur.com/gallery/oJ2UbiQ
Hello once again offtopic. I come to you in
my time of need to help me do what offtopic does best. Be the most toxic and annoying people we can.
So my AP physics teacher is kind of a dumbass and hates me specifically because I take time out of my schedule to re-teach myself the material because he doesn’t understand how to teach in terms that 17 and 18 year olds can understand. He speaks in terms only he understands and makes everything 10x harder than it needs to be, and says everything he can to specifically NOT answer your question.
[spoiler]hes also a complete fatass, as right now hes literally mapping out all the possible combinations on a garbage plate[/spoiler]
[spoiler]he also is on xbox like 8 hours a day afterschool, plays tons of WoW, and frequently browses reddit[/spoiler]
[spoiler]basically, he’s the ideal and stereotypical offtopic member[/spoiler]
So for my end-of-year AP Physics research paper i want to piss him off as much as possible and write a paper on how the earth is actually flat.
[spoiler]no, i am not a troll. I know the earth is not flat. [/spoiler]
[spoiler]its shaped like a banana[/spoiler]
I was hoping that some of you could give me arguments to make that would be sure to piss him off. If you need an example: “earth is flat because if gravity bends light, why does a laser beam not bend in air” (BS example but you get the idea)
With that being said, let the comments roll
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1 RespuestaAP Physics 1,2, or C?
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1 RespuestaChaotic Neutral
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4 Respuestas[quote] Gravity does not exist because if it did, your sheer density would cause the sun to orbit around [i]you[/i]. Your recent attitude matches this fallacy, Mr.[OP’s teacher]. Allow me to clear up your misconception, [b]the world does not revolve around you.[/b][/quote] I don’t know how brutal you want to be, but this is what I came up with.
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3 RespuestasYou fool it’s shaped like a velociraptor. You’ve been tricked like the rest of them
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3 RespuestasPancakes are awesome. Pancakes are flat. Skating is awesome. Skating rinks are flat. Flat screen TV's are awesome. Flat screen TV's are flat. Earth is awesome. Ergo, Earth is flat.
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3 RespuestasFirst off, I highly suggest wearing a colander to the test. Pastafarianism always throws people off. Secondly, rock a kilt, because appearance is everything. Third, physics of matter doesn’t exist because “matter” doesn’t exist. “Matter” is just energy exponentially slowed and you perceive it as a manipulatable item. Think about it man, even your brain is just a series of energy reactions. Cheers.
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5 RespuestasGlobal Warming is making the world hot. We all know that being thicc and round is hot right? Well since the world it getting hotter that means that before it was colder or in other terms “not hot”. And what’s not hot? That’s right, you guessed it; [i]Being flat.[/i] That means that because the world was not hot and is becoming hotter it’s turning from flat to round or otherwise known as puberty. Mother Earth? More like Pubescent Young Woman Earth finding out what like is about. You’re welcome.
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4 RespuestasLmao. Good luck. If he knows anything about physics, anything you write down will just seem stupid and then you'll get a 0 on the assignment. I don't see anything positive coming out of this, but you do you.
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3 RespuestasMaybe you could “entangle” his shoelaces while he sits at his desk somehow. Then you could document his experience with meeting gravity... head on.
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4 RespuestasBut everyone knows the earth is shaped like a velociraptor
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19 RespuestasEditado por ramthesocket: 5/15/2019 9:21:30 PMAsk them what [i]really[/i] happens when you double room temperature. [spoiler]edit: completely unrelated but fascinating[/spoiler]
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If you pour water on a globe, it runs off. How come the water on the earth doesn’t run off? Flat earth.
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Go hit up Krishnas [spoiler]Or Peaches for that matter[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaIf earth was round, then planes would constantly have to dip downwards so they didn’t go into space.
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1 RespuestaIf you’d put as much effort into studying physics as you do into trying to piss off your teacher you might actually pass.
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3 RespuestasIf the earth was round people in the southern hemisphere would have blood rushing to their heads because they would be upside down. That's one I haven't seen anywhere else. The rest you can just look up with Google
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1 RespuestaEditado por Miniatimat: 5/16/2019 11:04:08 AMIve got a physics paradox. If cats always land on their feet, and toasts with jelly always land face down. What would happen if you have a cat with a toast with jelly on stuck to their belly. Do we have a singularity in our hands?
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Literally just look up the Flat Earth Society forums, they’ve got some fantastic arguments, because real Astro-physicists go there to troll. Or at least, used to.
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1 RespuestaInb4 thread lock and or ban.
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4 RespuestasHow would god be able to see everyone at the same time from the sky unless Earth was flat? Or you could tell him that the idea of a spherical Earth is obviously part of his academic leffish magenda.
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2 RespuestasI mean, if hes someone who plays on PC a lot, chances are he hates Epic games. You could always say that the earth is not only flat but Epic has the circular earth and bought it out to be exclusive
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3 RespuestasEditado por LittleLight: 5/15/2019 10:14:19 PMIf its AP physics 1, then its going to be mostly conceptual and not too hard on the calculations (Atleast on the AP exam). I dont know what you can say other than the AP exam being a scam? Because it really is. [spoiler]idk ask krishnas phrophet.[/spoiler]
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17 RespuestasOk, all jokes aside, you need to drop everything and go talk to Peaches of you are serious about this. His dedication to making Krishna the true FET Flatman, it was beyond beautiful! Run Timmy, run to Peaches and tell him you need Krishna now so you can save Lassie from the evil fattie!
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1 RespuestaAtoms are held together by the power of love a d god. He can’t disprove it.
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1 RespuestaHow about we just piss on them?
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2 RespuestasIf you put a ball on a flat surface at sea level, the ball does not roll. If the earth was round, the incremental slant would make the ball roll because spheres cannot rest on spheres. Therefore, the earth must be flat.
