Taken from the PlayStation store in Mozambique.
Loose translation:
[u][b]Destiny 2 The Icy Forest[/b][/u]
Frozen hive Queen Savathun and her hive army invade Mercury and freeze the once hot planet into a frozen wilderness, after stealing a vex teleporter found in a lost sector on Mars, left behind by Toland the Elusive. You need to hunt her down and help brother Vance free the planet from the big freeze.
Contains
Power level raise to 1200
Trials
Factions
SRL (1 map)
0 strikes
0 crucible maps
0 vendor refresh
0 new guns
0 new armour
1 new public event: [u]The icy forest[/u] (slide your way thru the reskinned haunted forest crash bandicoot style)
Icebreaker, Truth, and other hidden D1 returning exotics
SGA: Sparrows still not usable on Mercury, were looking into a fix and might be ready at launch
Pre order bonus
Purple headed custard chucker Zavalas arm pads (polystyrene) Free postage to Muricans, £39.99 postage outside of Murica
(Annual pass content to follow in August once we've managed to pull bits from the remaining carcass of D1)
English
#destiny2
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6 RespuestasEditado por MidsizeDragon99: 3/11/2019 5:22:36 PMDid you know half of Mercury is always hot and the other side is cold?
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Sounds about right
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Still too much content for anything destiny related
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7 RespuestasAt first, I thought this was real. And after reading it, I still think it's real.
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3 RespuestasYou forgot the new mode; Strike Prime! Attack and kill other Guardians as you try to progress through a Strike! There will be 4 exciting new roles to play in these strikes, with 4 different armor sets* per role per subclass! *Every single set is the same reskin of the Scatterhorn Set with glowing snakes thrown on. There will be no increase in Vault space.
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9 RespuestasLOL -- Good Try.. September expansion will be "Season of the Strike", which will be permanent Blackout, Light Switch and rotating Burns (except Guardians get 10% bonus damage for matching the burn, where as all enemies get 300%) and no new strikes. Rewards will be year 1 blue weapons with out mod slots. The economy will be amped up so that all weapons now cost 34 Enhancement Cores to make Legendary and 240 to make Masterworked. Bungie will add 64 new Community Managers, but will continue ignore the General Fan Bases suggestions...
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Thought it was real until I saw Mercury. No dev would ever go back to that hellhole... right Bungie? Right?
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1 RespuestaYou forgot about the Exotic Enhancement Cores needed to infuse the hidden RNG D1 Exotics...👍 They drop randomly once a season playing Gambit Prime.
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Interesting idea with no follow through... check. Absolutely minimal new content... check. Tons of reused and re-purposed assets... check. Useless pre-order bonus... check. Annual paid pass to separate additional content to divide the player base... check. Damn guys, this just might be [b]legit[/b]! [spoiler]For people that don't get obvious sarcasm, I know it's not. ;)[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaYou forget about the new exotic The White Hammer exotic perk this weapon fires three dick heads and produce white milk on impact
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This is excellent haha
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No hotdog included in pre-order? NO SALE
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"Purple headed custard chucker". I'll have to remember that one !
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3 RespuestasI can’t believe some people are taking this post seriously! 😂😂
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there's one guy reading this like WTF how did they know what i was working on? who violated the NDA? it was steve wasn't it. f'n steve...
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Seems legit
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2 RespuestasEditado por goats_dont_shave: 3/11/2019 1:49:49 PMI was a bit worried in the recent Bungo ‘season of the player base drifting away’ ViDoc when that bloke appeared several times wearing an SRL t-shirt! Hope they aren’t wasting time and resources bringing that utter shite back (personal opinion)!!!
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4 RespuestasYou forgot #satire
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Greatest troll post!
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Editado por blade329: 3/11/2019 11:59:40 PMPre-order the Super Duper Zavala Exotic Edtion for only $150.00 to get a free emblem, rare sparrow, 2 random blue armor pieces, a free "We are not an army" t-shirt. The sad thing is, someone at this company probably has these very ideas in mind.
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6 RespuestasAlmost felt real until I saw the "Power level raise to 1200". Damn.
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Heck yes!! Can't wait!!
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And forget about trials. Its going to be battle royale. lol
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I pray you’re wrong.
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....Funny?....
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3 RespuestasYou forgot "1 lost sector".