So upon delivering these yummy treats to our peeps I noticed some strangeness. We do not send anything to Brother Vance or Tyra Karn, 2 humans capable of ingesting food. However, we do send items Banshee, an Exo, and Failsafe, a farken computer. What the hello Eva?
There is only 1 reasonable explanation for this Blasphemy. Tyra and Osiris must have had an affair behind Eva's back and Vance tried to cover it up.
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Benedict doesnt get any, Lakshmi, Arach, and Hideo dont get any. Ada doesnt get any. Hell, Eva herself doesnt get any. Tess, neither Postmaster.... Lots of characters get no cookies.
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1 RespuestaTyra stole her face.
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Brother Vance is a dumbass and Mercury needs to just melt off the map. The Osiris add on was so awesome that even bungie’s rope broke when they jumped off that bridge. 😂
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1 RespuestaI think Bungie ( and most of the player base ) has forgotten that Tyre exists. As for brother Vance, we are all trying hard to wipe his existence from memory after Destiny 2's butchered his personality in Curse of Osiris.
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1 RespuestaBruh. They are diabetic. You want them to have a heart attack?
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2 RespuestasAlso no baked goods for Tess. Lol.
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2 RespuestasThe only thing Vance wants to eat is Osiris’ ass.
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Tyra is supposedly retired. That's why shes at the Farm. Poor dear is suffering from early signs of Awoken dementia. No one likes Brother Vance.
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1 RespuestaIt appears that Bungie hopes we just forget Mercury and the Farm...
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5 RespuestasAnd what about the Colonel? Cayde's chicken. Hawthornes bird gets seeds, but the grieving chicken doesnt?
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2 RespuestasWhat about Tess?
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1 RespuestaEven Spiders shady arse gets s cookie. I don’t care much for Vance but Tyra deserves a whole mess of engram shaped cookies.
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So sad I feel bad for them I made a post and no one listened
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12 RespuestasWho is Trya and Vance?
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Vance must be black sheep status, ha.
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4 RespuestasEditado por NomadicMind: 12/13/2018 3:34:06 AMProbably no brother Vance due to dlc ownership. But Tyra got shafted. Edit: good points about Petra and Ana.
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3 RespuestasDon't forget about Benedict and Ada.
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🤔 that is some oversight...
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3 RespuestasWe can't make a cookie shaped like Osiris' dick, since the game is rated T.
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I think they completely forgot about Tyra being in the game, and Vance not getting anything is probably due to them trying their best to help people forget all about the Osiris DLC.
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No one wants to go to the farm or Mercury.
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Vance gives out too many Enhancement Cores, that's why he's on the "No soup for you!" list.
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Ive's last engram was decrypted by Tyra So why shouldn't she get delicious food? I bet Bungie hates her for some reasons!