Good evening everybody! This is Aifos coming to you alive from the Fountain of Dreams, which is probably my favorite stage in all of Smash, even before I loved Kirby. But, nobody was surprised to see the Fountain’s return. Excited, sure, but not surprised. That’s not something we could easily say about the roster, though. Before it happened, I would’ve said Bayonetta, or Cloud being in the game was absolutely crazy, and heck, even Shovel Knight appearing as an Assist Trophy caught me by surprise. As Smash goes on, it seems perfectly fine expanding its reach, and from Bayonetta to Cloud, to Ryu and Richter, we have a fair amount of unlikely characters who’ e already been revealed. But, as much as we’re getting spoiled here, and for the record, I couldn’t complain even if all that was in the game was what was already revealed, we mnow that there’s almost certainly more on the way, and I’m certain we’re all holding out for that one dream character to appear, no matter how unlikely. So, who’re you wanting to pop up? [b][u]Tl;dr? Here’s my point![/u][/b] Characters you want to appear in Smash that almost certainly won’t? My answer: [spoiler]Link runs down the city’s rooftop, to the grim silhouette of a figure on the other end. The girl’s ominous red eyes glared at him from afar. Suddenly a skeleton fell from the sky, heading directly for him. Time almost seemed to slow as Link jumped out of the way, nailing the skeleton with an arrow, taking it out. As he continued to run towards the figure, two more skeletons stood in front of him. He cut them down without a second thought, continuing his charge. A massive skeletal behemoth formed in front of him, and he formed a glowing blue bomb in his hand. As he prepared to throw it, be was hit from the side, by a skeleton that appeared to be a small girl. She looked down on him, and another skeleton holding a tommy gun walked up to her, and looked down at link. The gun was pointed at his head, ready to fire. Link desperately squeezed a button on his Sheikah Slate, and the bomb exploded, hitting all three of them. Weakly, he gripped the Master Sword, and charged again, sliding through the behemoth’s legs, and jumping into the air. The necromancer looked up at him, preparing to bring his sword down, the red skulls in her eyes glaring at him with contempt. A shadow formed behind her, slamming a massive fist into link, launching him back to the behemoth, who slammed him into the ground. Too weak to even stamd, Link looked up at the necromancer calmly looking down on him. “I guess someone has to finish this job.” She says calmly, as a massive spike of bone raises from the bones behind her. As she brought it down upon him, a musical note sounded in the background, and the necromancer was staring at the empty ground in front of her in shock. She missed. “Well that was close, you almost became like me.” A voice said, as a skeletal hand pulled away from Link. The mysterious savior walked up to the necromancer, as the camera slowly pans to show her face. [b][u]SQUIGLY TAKES THE STAGE![/u][/b] “Ready Leviathan?” “I’ll stick with you to the end, m’lady.” “You apready did that remember?” Like Ryu, Squigly would turn to face her opponent automatically in 1-on-1 matches, and she could push & pull nearby items and players with her voice. She’d have a plethora of short ranged powerful fire attacks, a fairly average standard moveset, and one long range hookshot esque attack (grapple?). Her stage would be New Meridian Rooftops where the Black Egrets and skeletons are fighting—don’t get caught in the crossfire! Marie herself appears as an Assist Trophy, getting steadily more powerful as you whale on her.[/spoiler] That’s all for now folks, jambuhbye!