Was pulled over off to the side of the highway. Had my hazards on. State trooper pulls up behind me. I instantly pulled my license out. She walked up to the car with her gun already drawn and aimed at my head. I was completely frozen and could barely hear her yelling to roll down the window. I knew that if I moved an inch too quickly, I was dead.
Pause. If you're wondering why I'm sharing this, it's because of the people here who INSIST that "not all cops are bad" and "teh media" has an agenda against them. BFS. Here I was, minding my own business trying to enjoy some of the finest grade A [censored by Communists!] that money can buy, and this psychopath approaches the car with a gun pointed at me.
Not to mention her finger was on the trigger the entire time. Are they seriously not teaching trigger discipline anymore in baby officer training camp? I swear this chick was shaking as if SHE was the one about to get shot to pieces.
Anyways, I VERY CAREFULLY rolled down my window, and she asked me wtf I was doing parked on the side of the highway in the middle of the day. [b]This is where things got interesting.[/b]
Me: "Ma'am, is it illegal for me to be parked here?"
Officer HotShot: "Answer the ques-"
Me: "Because if it's not illegal, then I don't think I'm obligated to tell you why I'm here if I'm not actually breaking any laws by sitting here."
Officer HotShot: *radio-ing for backup at this point* "Sir, step out of the car."
Me: "Why? Do you have probable cause to suspect me of committing a crime, or attempting to commit a crime?"
OHS: "No, just-"
Me: "So am I being detained?" *raises eyebrows* 😎
OHS: "......GET OUT OF THE CAR [b][u]NOW[/u][/b] or I [i]WILL[/i] remove you."
Me: "Listen ma'am, I'm not trying to cause you problems. I know you have a job to do and just want to go about your day." *gun is still pointed btw, and she's shaking and sweating profusely by now.*
Me: "But there are laws in this country that prohibit what is happening right now. I have my license in my lap, which you haven't even asked for yet. You also haven't even told me why you pulled me over. AND you even admitted that this isn't a no parking zone. So...please...can you put away the gun and just run my license?"
*backup arrives*
Officer Hotshot #2: "Young man you have 3 seconds to comply before we will break this window and remove you from the vehicle." *whispers to OHS #1 to put down the gun before they end up on the news*
OHS2: 1...2....-
Me: "Alright [i]Alright,[/i] I'll go just--
OHS1: *smashes window anyways and forces open the door* [b][u]"STOP RESISTING!"[/u][/b]
*I'm on the ground at this point with 2 officers screaming commands at me. My wife is in the passenger's seat recording everything on Facebook live.*
Basically to cut to the end, I ended up being arrested for resisting arrest and "obstructing justice." Apparently asking questions is a crime now lol. I have court on September 24th. My license is suspended until then. Can't wait for people to read this and defend the cops, and explain how "if I would have just [x]," this wouldn't have happened.
Oh, and I didn't mention the race of the cops on purpose. Use your imagination. Anyways, hopefully none of you ever meet one of these terrorists. I'm lucky to be alive. I could have easily been the next hashtag.
[i]BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE![/i] [spoiler]more[/spoiler][spoiler]no, but really, this is all completely fake and the officer just introduced herself as a state trooper, asked what I was doing, and said "this probably isn't the best place to be parked. Have a good day." It was a 7 second encounter at most. Can't wait to see how many people don't read the whole thing and get triggered in the comments lol. Just posted this to show people I'm not a cop hating lunatic. I know that 99% of them are good.[/spoiler]
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Couldn't stop picturing storm troopers the whole time
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I've had plenty of encounters with police before. Not on good terms, but I still can say that police are pretty chill.
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2 RespuestasMy dad's a Georgia State Trooper and he's really cool.
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10 RespuestasCan someone make a parody about stormtroopers?
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My buddy got pulled over by a state trooper while I was ridding shotgun once: he was sober as a judge but the cop still made him get out for a sobriety test. He passed than got smart with the trooper. It escalated and turned into a yelling match. They got face to face screaming, so close in fact the troopers state trooper silly hat fell off his head from bumping against my buddy's head. Good thing. It actually lightened the mood and everyone laughed. We couldn't help it. It was just perfect timing and funny. Completely de fused the whole ordeal. We got a warning and we're sent on our way
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I'm a pro. I read the last line first before anything to see if it was fake. And it was. Can't fool me OP [spoiler]*puts on sunglasses*[/spoiler]
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Lol! Good one!
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I wonder how many get the reference.
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Good one. I wonder how many people won't read the spoilers lol
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1 RespuestaWhen I was young and had a Honda Prelude I used to get stopped at least once a week. One time I asked the Cop why I was getting pulled over She said "To ensure that your safe Sir" Then they would search my car top to bottom and let me go. But at least they were nice and professional about it. Now days the Cops are on a ego trip and are out for blood. They don't care if they mess up your life because they are psycopaths. I blame 9/11.
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The fact that some people feel for this satire 😂😂
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15 RespuestasThat's entirely your fault. Instead of sitting still you decided to reach around and pull out your license. On the cop's end, all she saw was you moving around and pull something out. What the heck did you expect her to do? Keep her guard down? She had full right to call back-up. Honestly I think they were [i]too[/i] gentle. After you refused the first couple times you should have been immediately handcuffed. [spoiler]Am kidding. I saw the spoiler.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Needed more description of the hands though. Like, "her soft, majestic hand held the gun. As she shook, her find rubbed the trigger, almost pressing it as her grip tightened."[/spoiler]
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Editado por bigmanchild297: 9/5/2017 3:18:36 AMThis is why I have bullet resistant glass.
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Before I saw the spoilers I was about shoot a bullet Down your esopha-- [spoiler]i-i mean... send a triggered comment. Hehehe yeah.[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaWhoever let her become a state trooper needs to seriously rethink their life.
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7 RespuestasSo you went out of your way to be a dick and put yourself through more trouble. -blam!- You.
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Kinda figured the spoiler out when you said she approached with sidearm drawn with finger on the trigger. Unless there is a warrant out for someone known to be very dangerous.
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Same here usually I get pulled every time I head downtown. ⊂_ヽ \\ \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ⌒ヽ / へ\ / / \\ レ ノ ヽ_つ / / / /| ( (ヽ | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lノ (_/
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I read the last spoiler and I was hoping that I knew what it was > left satisfied
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2 RespuestasThere was literally no point to this post at all...
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[b][u]STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM![/u][/b]
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Top kek.
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3 RespuestasNice bait
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Came in here expecting the loch ness monster.....no loch ness monster......no porn.....leaving without commenting now..... [spoiler]But I did comment[/spoiler] [spoiler]You need to find gawd, he provides porn[/spoiler]
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Editado por Dabomb555KD35: 9/4/2017 12:23:48 PMDisappointed at lack of lochness monster