Are we guardians possessed by another being? When we use a super and have our soul observe the execution. Oh wait that must be me at the buttons.

[quote]An end of Destiny 1 JOKE post with a few questions I had throughout the past 3 fun years playing this game. I wrote these as if a real Guardian would ask these questions: 1) Why do the ships have weapon emplacements that don't work? [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 2) Why does every guardian say they were found by their ghost in Russia just outside the Wall in the Cosmodrome? Seriously, EVERY guardian says this and at the same spot! There must have been a massive mountain of inert guardians and a Congo line of ghosts waiting to rez the whole pile! That's a high pile and long ass line! [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 3) Why is that YOU defeated Atheon, Crota and Oryx and Aksis but the other guardians keeping saying it was THEM? [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 4) Follow up to question 3: Why is it that each week those same "Big Bads" that YOU killed keep coming back to life every Tuesday at 2am PST? [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 5) Why is it that even though Eris lost her entire fireteam, is bat-shit crazy, and bleeds black goo from her eyes, the vanguard and guardians still listen to her crazy ass? Also, why did other guardians say they found her "hot?" If she bleeds black goo from her eyes, what the hell do you think comes out of her "dark below?!" (Sorry, old joke I posted in Year 1 but still people make posts they would sleep with her. Ewww) EDIT: sooo the_idrifter posted how he wants Eris to do space magic to tickle his butthole during intercourse. Learning waaaay too much about my fellow guardian here!!! [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 6) Why are all the ghosts are just called "Ghost?" Did they refuse to be called something other than "ghost" or do we not care? [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 7) Follow up to question 6: What happens if you are at the tower and yell "Hey Ghost?" Do they all they all turn and just look at you? [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 8) If there is an army of guardians that numbers in the thousands to maybe millions (I notice the population hits a high in the fall and is almost dead by summer), why is it you only see 15 other guardians at most in the tower? [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 9) You ever wonder what is up with all the stains on the speaker? [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 10) Why do we CHOOSE to listen to Variks and enter a prison to kill minions and lieutenants of the Darkness even though the entire time Variks is essentially betting on us to die? Also it's a prison, why go in at all?! [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 11) What does Xur do with all the strange coins and are they really worth the value he claims to us because it may be that instead of an exotic weapon or armor piece being worth 13-23 strange coins they are actually just with ONE coin and he is conning us? [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 12) Why is it we have spaceships, complex computer AI, the ability to be resurrected and space magic BUT we still shoot BULLETS?! [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 13) Why is half the Titan helms have a skull on the back? Is to show they are badass or a target?!? [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 14) After Oryx almost got to earth in a massive 1000+ mile dreadnaught, why did we not increase our defenses beyond a wall, satellites, small ships, small ground to air weapons? I have a feeling that will bite us in the ass somehow. [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 15) SmackerQuaker wrote: What about why I'm only called "The Guardian?" What if I secretly have a name , and no one's bothered to ask? Honestly, some people have no courteousy. [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 16) Wetbatista wrote: If an exotic weapon is a one of a kind weapon with a rich history how the hell have I found roughly 2,000 4th Horsemen scattered across every corner of the bloody cosmos? ---Follow up to his point: my gally, dark drinker and sleeper simulant can't be too "exotic" because everyone must have one for raids!! [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 17) Dougisjericho pointed out "I still want an explanation for that wet, drag mark by the cryptarch that leads to a door in the floor." [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] 18) What's up with those 7 coins all over the tower? Is it a Xur thing or what? [b]BECAUSE ACTIVISION![/b] Edit: I made two lists and combine them and forgot to fix the "7's" lol. Thanks for pointing it out Morybn. Edit: Obligatory "we are trending" post. I think I've had 4-5 since year one. Lol.[/quote]

Why do I get damaged when I crouch in the water and shoot my icebreaker? But not when I shoot at dry ground?

(>'.')> <('.'<) (^'.'^) <('.')> (v'.'v) ^('.')> <('.')^ (v'.')> <('.'v) (v'.'^) (^'.'v) ( '.') ('.' ) You have been greeted by Dancing Kirby

All of these questions and more will be answered in Destiny 2's grimoire.

Most of these can be answered with one sentence. It's a video game xD

You're mixing the game universe with game mechanics. Bad idea & boring conversation

Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.

Oh, #6 and #7 are easy. We don't give names to ghosts because... WE DON'T FUKING SPEAK!!! RIGHT, BUNGIE???? RIGHT???

All the answers are in the cut content section. JK

It's some of life's greatest mysteries, isn't it? I mean, is it all the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know, man, but it keeps me up at night....

Why do Guardians have shaders? In the real world we go camo to blend in with our surroundings. Our Guardians get lit up like a christmas tree that screams "shoot me".

How bad are other guardians for Crota to have slain thousands on the moon, but we can solo Crota's End?

13 answer: the skulls represent the different minions of darkness we've slain. Each one is a bit different in appearance Why is it there are no bathrooms anywhere? With guardian numbers in the millions, there [b]HAS[/b] to bathrooms somewhere!!!

Why does a 400 light guardian do the same melee damage to a level 2 vandal as a level 0 light guardian? [b]OR[/b] Why can't a 400 light guardian OHK melee a level 2 vandal?

Why when we shoot armor off of walkers legs, they take less damage?

[i]I merely work for the Nine, my price is their wish.[/i]

To quote hicks with an edit Today a young guardian on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

How come i used to be able to shoot myself in the leg, but not anymore?