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7/31/2017 1:02:36 AM
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Small talk thread.
Just imagine we are all on the elevator or bus station.
So, nice weather we are having.
English
#Offtopic
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I used to ride elevators like you...
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1 RespuestaI can't stand it when she touches me
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1 Respuestano not really, there's a dragon dinosaur outside
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6 RespuestasYeah. Kinda humid tho.
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4 RespuestasHows the day treating you?
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2 RespuestasWhat's your middle name?
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1 RespuestaHow's the wife?
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18 RespuestasWow, didn't even notice my new dress. Ok. I'm fine.
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2 RespuestasIt wasn't me.
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6 Respuestashave you guys ever got desperate girls try to talk to you on xbox and psn? 🤔
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4 RespuestasHave you watched the office?
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It's okay. Great game last night.
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3 RespuestasMy name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies.
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1 RespuestaNice enough I suppose. It's been raining off and on all day.
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Editado por U12070628: 8/1/2017 6:41:56 PMSmall talk. Synonyms for small: little, compact, bijou, tiny, miniature, mini; minute, microscopic, minuscule; toy, baby; poky, cramped, boxy; informalteeny, teensy, itsy-bitsy, itty-bitty, pocket-sized, half-pint, little-bitty; wee short, little, petite, diminutive, elfin, tiny; puny, undersized, stunted, dwarfish, midget, pygmy, Lilliputian; wee; informalteeny, pint-sized inadequate, meager, insufficient, ungenerous; mini
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Editado por The Wizard : 8/1/2017 6:06:08 PM*Gets on bus* *Avoids contact with human* *Sees hot grill, Puts hair back with spit* *Google pickup lines then sees shes a Poon star from advertisement* *Get up and walk over to her* *Hits on her then goes well* * goes to her place* *Takes off clothes in slow mode* *Girl Getting ready for the [b][i][u]ONE INCH PUNISHER[/u][/i][/b]* *Wakes up* [spoiler]Kills self[/spoiler]
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4 RespuestasNot so fast Morty 🏃🏻 you heard your mom 🙎🏼 we’ve got adventures 🔥 to go on Morty 😱😩👌 Just you 🤦🏻♂️🔫 and me 👨🔬🔫 and sometimes your sister 💁📱 and sometimes your mom 👩🏼⚕️🐎 but ‼️ NEVER ✋ your 😤 dad! 🤷🏻♂️❌😷 You wanna 🙈 know why Morty? 🙊💯 Because he CROSSED me 😡🙅♂️ Oh 😵 it gets darker Morty 😎🌚 Welcome 👽 to the 😭 darkest 😈 year of our 👨👦adventures 🙏😫 First 1️⃣ thing that’s 👩🎤 different ⁉️ No more dad Morty 🆒 He threatened 👀👎 to turn me in 🙋♂️👮 to the government 😓🙄 so I made him 🤤🐀 and the government 💩 go away 🖕 I repla😖ced them both 🌜🌛as the 😈 defacto 🤡 patriarch 👴🏻 of your family 👨👧👦and 😲 your universe 😱🌌🙌 Your mom 🐎 wouldn’t have 👋 accepted 🤝 me 🙄 if I came home 🏡 without you 👦🏻 and your sister 👱♀️ so now you know 🎓 the real 💯 reason 🌟 I rescued ⛑ you 👍 I JUST 💅🏼 TOOK OVER 🔝😵 THE FAMILY 👨👧👦 MORTY 🙍🏻♂️ And 👀 if you tell 🗣 your mom or sister 👩🏼⚕️💁 I said any of this 🙊 I’ll deny it 🙅♂️😤 And 😏 they’ll take my side 💕😌👫 because I’m a 🕺 hero 🏅🏆 Morty 😂🤣 And now 👊 you’re gonna have to do 🤹🏻♂️🐒 whatever I say 😝 Morty 😥 Forever 🕐🕔🕤🕙💀 And I’ll go out 🚶🏼 and find 🔭 some more 🙀 of that 👅 Mulan 🥋🎎 Szechuan 🐉🏮Teriyaki 😫💦 dipping sauce 🔥👌🙏 Morty 💦💦💦🙌 Because that’s 👉 what this 🎉 is all about Morty 🍗 That’s my 1️⃣ one ☝️ arm 🤳 man 🕺 I’m not ❌ driven 🚘 by avenging ✊🏻 my dead 💀 family 😭👨👩👧 Morty 💧 That 🤣 was 🙉 FAKE ✨ I’m 👨🔬 driven 💨 by finding 👀 that 😩 McNugget 🤘 🍟 Sauce 💦 I want 😱 that 😳 Mulan 🐉🥋 McNugget 🤡 Sauce 🍆💦Morty 😭 That’s 💪🏼 my series 🎬 arc 🌈 Morty 👑 If it takes ❤️ 9 ❤️ seasons ❤️ I WANT 😫 MY 👏 MCNUGGET 🍗🍟 DIPPING SAUCE 💦SZECHUAN 🔥 SAUCE MORTY 😡😵 IT’S 🤤 GONNA 🤸♀️TAKE 🚀 US 🙆🏻♂️👴🏻 ALL THE WAY 💫 TO 👉 THE 👉 END MORTY 🏁 9️⃣ MORE 💰 SEASONS 🤖 MORTY 💎 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS 🙌 UNTIL I GET 🎁 THAT 😍 DIPPING ‼️🔥 SZECHUAN 🎎 SAUCE 🍆💦😩 FOR 9️⃣7️⃣ MORE YEARS ⌛️🕰 MORTY 💀 I 👏 WANT 👏 THAT 👏 MCNUGGET 👏 SAUCE 👏 MORTY 👏
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[i]...machine 🅱️roke.[/i]
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3 RespuestasDid you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
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2 RespuestasSo...um...nice shoes.
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are you sure about that? Have you not heard of what happened to my state, NY? We got rain throughout the whole month of July and got flooded the week before July.
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1 RespuestaEditado por Intoxicated ODST: 7/31/2017 5:19:10 PM*shouts in slurred voice* [i]Prepare t t t-[b]*burps*[/b] to drop! [/i]
