You spoke the Astrocyte Verse as you flew too close to the sun. Now you've got Ruined Wings and you've found there's No Land Beyond the safety of the tower hangar
Edit:
I made myself hungry writing this post so I went to Wendy's to get some fries and a frosty. They said their frosty machine was broken.... HOW?!
Edit 2: in honor of this trending here's a [i]pun[/i]ishing "warning" video I made about Destiny 2:
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1 RespuestaNothing soothes a rusty bumper like Rust-eeze.
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1 RespuestaI think u went to McDonald's and thought it was Wendy's
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1 RespuestaThe First Curse was my Last Word before my Chaperone Tresspassed to No Land Beyond. These are fun.
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1 RespuestaThe frosty machine was broken? Impossible, that's McDonald's job.
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3 RespuestasWhen you hear that machine is broken. Instant death stare towards that person
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2 RespuestasExotic machine broke
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2 RespuestasEditado por iamswyp: 4/1/2017 11:33:32 AMYou are such The Comedian, you must be the party crasher ay [spoiler]I tried my best[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaToo many Cabal got there first.
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1 RespuestaEditado por GhostRydr: 4/1/2017 9:35:10 PMNutella Fr0st-EE5.... YUMMMMMMM
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3 RespuestasSeems like every time I go to Wendy's their frosty machine is broken. Conspiracy, I tell you 🤔
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1 RespuestaThat is f***ing hilarious
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1 RespuestaThat title is adorable. 😝
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7 Respuestasmilkshakes
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3 RespuestasWendy's frostees>>>Destiny's just saying
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7 RespuestasI ate a frosty the other week, did not feel like I could move faster or recharged afterwards.
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1 RespuestaSo glad your puns aren't painful.
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2 RespuestasLet me know when he has the spicy chicken and I'm in
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3 RespuestasYeah but they aren't as delicious as a real Frosty. They are just some cheap imitation.
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3 RespuestasYeah okay hmu when he's got a baconator for 3 strange coins
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3 RespuestasGone, for so long, far gone.... but not forgotten
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4 RespuestasI went to Wendy's to order a frosty. Employee asked me if I wanted chocolate or vanilla. What? THEY MAKE A VANILLA FROSTY! OMG!
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1 RespuestaYou again. [spoiler]I remember you[/spoiler]
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2 Respuestas*slow clap*
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13 RespuestasRemember that when a [i]Supercell[/i] of Cabal will come, the [i]Superspies[/i] would attempt to infiltrate a [i]Hazard[/i]ous stronghold, the [i]Royal Flush[/i] of all Strongholds.
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4 RespuestasI mean it. Stop