Mine was an aspiring rapper trying to sell his mixtape until the towns people executed him because the mixtape was so fire. Now he wants to exterminate that community for what they did.
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They called me a baby for crying so easily [spoiler]i called them babies for dying so easily[/spoiler]
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Ay waz jus anotha brotha lookin' out fo my ninjas. We a fam, fam. Imma Crip see? I ain't fux with dem boosey ass Bloods. Shit iz wack af son. Every Cribmus I come bak frum the deaaa and kill young bluuuds. It's not Cribmus mofuggas, it's Cripmas
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Well...... [spoiler] I'm a cat, soooooo.... Just watch pet cemetery[/spoiler]
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Woke up one day and just felt like killing.
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I spent 3 hours alone in a room with Caboose. For those of you who don't know, just watch Red Vs Blue on YouTube. You'll know who's caboose real fast.
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Pitch this: a lone preacher who praises talos by day, and praises talos by night. How could he be the killer? [b] he lets his victims die by old age [/b]([i] gasp [/i]) it's the perfect crime, nobody sees it coming, and the guards don't suspect a thing.
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1 Respuesta[quote]If you were a slasher movie villain what is your killers back story?[/quote] I'm just walking around, enjoying my day. But then... Dun Dun DUN!!! ...I trip over my shoelaces! *gasp!* While on the ground, I find a knife! Big, shiny knife! I pick it up! Oh noes! Enraged by my shoelaces being untied, I kill! They run away from the crazed man wielding a butter knife! I use my new mind powers that I just happen to have to untie their shoes! Pure terror! I pick them off one by one as they unsuccessfully try to tie their shoes again! The horror! I hide the bodies in storage spaces that are too small to hide them completely, because why not!? [i]And then I take their shoelaces.[/i] I leave no witnesses. Only sheets of paper. And on each sheet of paper, nine letters are clearly visible... [spoiler][b]MCMXXXVII[/b], the same year the canned precooked meat product Spam is introduced by the Hormel company in the United States.[/spoiler] [spoiler]This made no sense. xD[/spoiler]
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4 RespuestasHe can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult. He defeated an army with a single blow. But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe - just when you think you might escape. WHAM!!! Just like that! Scary right?
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My rare Pepe was stolen so I went on a rampage and shot harambe [spoiler]dead memes I know[/spoiler]
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BOLOGNA MAN
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I had my underwear on backwards, so i grew enraged
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Mine slipped a disc .so he has to take painkillers which send him off his head.
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Too many women wanted to have sex with me, so they thought I had dark magic. ( ͡° ͜ ͡°) [spoiler][i]I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.[/i][/spoiler]
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I only got 2 likes on my meme. So I started killing people.
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4 RespuestasI'd be man stressed out with modern life. When a jerk cuts in front me in the movie theatre line I snap and stand up for myself and everyone in line. Unfortunately I die in a freak accident after a scuffle breaks out between me and the jerk. Now I come back to take my revenge on all the people who frustratingly break social rules: Cutting in line? I'll cut you up! Cutting someone off in traffic? I'll cut off your oxygen supply! Talking loudly on your cell phone in the theatre? Better tell that person that you love them because it's the last they're going to hear from you... Movie would be called [i]Act Respectreble[/i]...
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Guns don't kill people Uh-uh I kill people With guns! *pow
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1 RespuestaI do it for fun because I'm a freaking psychopath
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Betafag who, after a particularly nasty day with Chads, utterly snaps and commences a Beta Uprising.
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Watch the trailer for the video game hatred. Pretty much sums it up
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1 RespuestaI walked in on my two dads having sex. Now i go to gloryholes with a pair of shears and shout "gimme that dick big boy" [spoiler]*snip*[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaMy Slasher Movie ends very quickly. And no, I'm not the villain. I'm the camp counselor who the teens think is a total geek, but they like him because he never pretends to be anything else. CAMP HUFFLEPUFFLE - Ext, Night A group of teens are sitting around the fire, roasting weenies and eating them on buns with various condiments. TEEN GIRL: "Hey, Counselor Oddish. What's for dessert?" ODDISH: "S'mores, of course. Got the Chocolate and graham crackers right here." TEEN GUY: "Where are the marshmallows." ODDISH: "Gosh darn it, I must've forgotten them. They're in the camp hall, I'll go get them." He heads off into the woods. It's dark. It's spooky. Something makes a weird noise. ODDISH: "Who's there?" Suddenly, a man in a hockey mask with a machete emerges from the trees. He charges the hapless-looking counselor and raises his weapon. Oddish responds by whipping out his .40-caliber Smith and Wesson semiautomatic pistol, lighting up the madman's chest with its Crimson Trace sight, and firing half a dozen shots. Leaking blood, the madman falls facefirst into the grass. ODDISH: "Holy crap." He moves in to examine the bad guy, who follows normal horror movie bad guy tradition by spontaneously coming back to life and lunging for his victim one more time. Oddish shoots him in the head, and the serial killer finds out the hard way that while a goalie mask will stop a hockey puck moving at 80 mph, it won't stop a bullet moving at 800. He stops moving for good. BACK AT THE CAMPFIRE - 10 minutes later Oddish emerges from the darkness, bag of marshmallows in hand. ODDISH: "OK, here they are." TEEN GIRL: "Hey, Oddish. We heard what sounded like a scream and some gunshots. What happened?" ODDISH: "Nothing to worry about, you guys. Hey, who wants to sing 'Kum-bah-Ya'?" (The campers roll their eyes) "Oh, co'mon, guys. It'll be fun." (sings) "Kum-bah-yah, m'Lord, Kum-bah-ya..." The kids join in halfheartedly. Fade out into the woods, with the group singing.
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I didn't get the right snack from the vending machine, now the world has hell to pay.
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I'm here to finish what 2016 began.
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I fell down a flight of stairs because I was going up them in the dark. The step wasn't there as expected. Now anyone going up a flight of stairs in the dark has a high chance of tripping.
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The Jews did this