So I was playing some iron banner like I do, same routine and shit: Step 1: Kill someone and teabag. Step 2: Teabag. Step 3: Get killed by the guy you teabagged. Step 4: Send hate mail and claim they are hacking because I mean, when I have my lag switch out I should be the ONLY one who is cheating.. people say it's unfair but it's completely fair. Only thing that isn't fair is that my parents said if I want to live in their basement that I have to pay rent. It's complete bull shit. How is a 25-year-old who only plays destiny supposed to get a job? How will I play destiny 25 hours out of the -blam!-ing day if I'm working? But that's not the point of the post. The point is that why the -blam!- should that guy get to hack while I am?? I should be the only one to hack in my matches. It just makes sense! Anyway just hope people get the word out. Can't wait to see this son of a probably pretty decent mother I bet get banned. Here is his name: [redacted]
He also has a small twitch channel of like 56 followers, 10 of which are his moms because she keeps forgetting where she puts her passwords to her accounts. Be sure to tell him that XxDestinyShitShowManager420-69-360Noscoper223xX sent you and he is a cheating little prick.
Anyway, have a great day. Gonna go make some lemonade and try to sell it to people. Well. Then again. I am a lazy ass. Might as well just take a piss and sell that. By the way. Support my kick starter. Not meant to start anything just so I won't have to do shitty ass work for money. Also, go sign my petition as it is going to the US government to stop the pollution of our environment. Ha! Got you! I bet so many environmentalists just popped a nerd boner. It's really just gonna be there so I don't have to pay taxes. Ok, I'm done now. Report that guy I said and stuff. Good by. Can't wait to teabag you in the crucible!
EDIT: So this was a much bigger post than I thought it would be.. and it seems that some people don't understand it's a joke. And to those people I just would like to say.... I have made $18.50 off my piss juice.
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You lost me at "Long Post."
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Wait so I am confused was this a joke, a mix, or legit. Seriously
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1 RespuestaWhat if you put a legitimate tea bag in the lemonade piss?
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1 RespuestaI so agree. I'm just tired of it. I hope that when Skill - based matchmaking comes out it will be better
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Get a job lazy swine
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Wow even bungie doesn't see the joke in all this.. they removed the guy's name. Kinda weird but whatever. He is pretty cool wasn't trying to shame him my dudes.
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10 RespuestasWho T-bags anymore? Granted, in year one it made sense because all the emotes sucked for 'displaying dominance', sit down, wave, dance and point were all that was available but, with the plethora of good emotes to be had now...who the hell still wants to T-bag people? There are many, many better options.
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1 RespuestaActually my nerd boner went up when u said don't have to pay taxes. More money in my wallet gets me so hot haha
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1 RespuestaDid people actually drink what they thought was lemonade?
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13 RespuestasJoin the military that's what I'm doing at 25. Air Force is what I just swore into.
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2 RespuestasDon't listen to any hater. Continue streaming your games.
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1 RespuestaI try to teabag as a Hunter, but my character just gets all excited and starts doing backflips and stuff. I don't get it.
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Lag switching is so old school; you have to touch it with your hands, it's like a baby toy. It's all about that crispy bandwidth throttle, fam. Find the sweet spot for Destiny to make you the ultimate red bar god, then just set it and forget it. It's almost as good as facing a team of rando's with a full 6, but without the bother of talking to people. Totally sarcastic, but I hear what your saying.
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3 RespuestasButthurt, you've been summoned!
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2 RespuestasIf you aint been up to see Graygarden you should go. Whole place is run by robots apparently. Wut
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1 RespuestaI have been trying to tbag myself but my hunter disappointed me by not being flexible enough. But Bungie fixed this in latest match making update and now I am just being tbaged every match 24x7 so no complains from me.
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Well stop cheating then you lag switching scrub
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3 RespuestasWhy the -blam!- is this at the top of the destiny forum's I call this a hack making more than one accounts to bump this tfofh
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The part about selling your pee was the best part. gg
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4 RespuestasI don't understand, why teabag someone when they haven't done anything to you yet? Having a bad day or just being an ass? Why even bother teabagging when their just gunna kill u back and then u get angry and start sending hate mail?
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3 RespuestasHow is this #3 on #Destiny when it has 1 like and only 45 replies?
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See you in couple of weeks mate.
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3 Respuestaslolloloolllo i teabag all day (not everyone, but i do hate campers and sliding shotgunners) never had an issue. relax dude. :) if u play against u, u getting teabagged. enjoy it! cheers, go have a beer. "Gonna go make some lemonade and try to sell it to people. Well. Then again. I am a lazy ass. Might as well just take a piss and sell that. " LUV THAT, LOL.
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1 RespuestaI have no idea what this post is.
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Good luck with the lemonade dude. If you're quick you could incorporate the tea bagging.