Why is the traveler called "The traveler" if he doesn't even move? How would he even travel? Did twinkies and Cockroaches survive the Collapse? Why is Variks autistic? "Kill them back". No shit Sherlock... God I hate him... How come these "Throne worlds" have no thrones? Where the -blam!- do they sit? Why can't we just walk up to the Speaker and ask him what the -blam!- is going on? Why in the hell hasn't the puddle in the tower dried up? Edit: Here's some more. Why the -blam!- doesn't Oryx just smash us with his fist when we fight him? How come Crota cant step off his catwalk in [b][u]his[/u][/b] goddamn Throne world? What the hell is the city called? Is it just called "the last city"? Do our guardians use the restroom? Do they get hungry? Why can't we hit on Eris? Or Eva? Or Cayde? Who put the soccer ball in the tower? How come the Vex don't just travel back in time and kill us all before we meet the traveler? Why can't we just fly our ship right on top of the "Traveler"? Or just fly in from the underside? What the -blam!- was Felwinters lie? Why does Efrideet sound like she's 12? Is she jail bait? Like if we hit on her do we go to the Prison of Elders? Who the hell climbed to the top of the mountain to build a campfire and why? Or more importantly how the hell is it still on fire? What kinda shades do we use? Seeing as how my guardian isn't blind when I go to Mercury and stare at the sun. Would like Osiris and his Disciples flip out if ship pool my friend to the lighthouse? I mean do we get carded before we enter? Why the hell does Variks have us killing prisoners? And why are none of the prisoners in Destiny in goddamn shackles!? More so, why the hell are they armed?! Why doesn't the cabal ship that flies by Firebase go get reinforcements and just mess us up mid-crucible match? Why does Xur like hiding so much? Can Zavala's head double as a magic ball? Where does the vault send our weapons? Is Shaxx ok? "FIGHT FOREVER GUARDIAN!!". Why would he want us to keep fighting? Wouldn't the point of it be to eventually not have to fight? Is he secretly evil? Why can't we punch the Cryptarch square in the nose when he disrespects us with our engrams? Is Ikora forever bald? Or does she shave every other Wednesday? Did Trump help build the wall?