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11/23/2016 12:10:08 AM
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Four dads are trying to outdo one another...
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."
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Probably one of the best posts I've read on the whole forums. Gg op.
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That's relatively satisfactory
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He just double played them. Ok maybe a single play if the fathers already knew their sons were gay.
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That was actually good
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10/10 would read again
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Pretty good 10/10
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Expected this to be a generic sexual joke. Ended up laughing a bit.
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Heard this before, still funny though 🖒👍🖒
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10 RespuestasGG. G fuсking G.
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Too predictable. Still pretty good thoough. 5/8
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10/10 Quality
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My dad and I giggled a bit at this, pretty funny story.
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The four dads got me thinking all of them are cucks
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9 RespuestasHey, that's pretty good.
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I just laughed out loud; my parents just came to my room to ask what was going on. XD
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1 RespuestaWhy would the last man be "detained"?
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Bump, didn't see that coming
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Greatest post of all time
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Quality. This post has it.
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Dat ending doe :3
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Take this +1
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That last part got me.
