May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real stormcallers please stand up? I repeat will the real stormcallers please stand up? We're going to have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a warlock before, Jaws all on the floor like oryx and crota just burst in the door. Started whoopin' your ass worse than before, They took crotas sword and made the speaker hit the floor. It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding, He didn't just kill me from that far, did he?" And lord Shaxx said... Nothing you idiots Lord Shaxx is dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist titans love warlocks, chicka chicka chicka stormcallers I'm sick of them Look at em, blinking around grabbing their you know what Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but they're so cute though" Yea we probably got a couple of screws up in our head loose But no worse than what's going on in Ikora Rey's bedroom Sometimes I want to play crucible and just let loose, but can't, But it's cool for Strikers to shoulder charge and fist of panic too My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to Iron pups And expect them not to follow in the same steps as the taken tots. Of course they gonna know what teabagging is by the time they hit level 40, They watch the twitch streamers don't they? Stormcallers ain't nothing but animals, Well some of us cannibals, who cut other classes open like cantaloupes. But if we can zap taken and infected foes Then there's no reason that we couldn't quake the world in our bathroom robes But if you feel like I feel then I got the antidote. Throw your money at emotes, sing the chorus and it goes We're stormcallers, yes we're the real ballers, All the hunter nightstalkers, they just cry and holler. So won't the real stormcallers, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause we're stormcallers, yes we're the real ballers All the hunter nightstalkers, they just cry and holler. So won't the real stormcallers, please stand up, And put one of those fingers on each hand up... [b][u]Credit to WhiteSun for verse 2![/u][/b] Triple wreck don't gotta cuss in his streams to win battles ; Well I do, so -blam!- him and -blam!- you too! You think I give a damn about a guardian? Half of you trolls can't even shoulder me, let alone snipe me "But Storm , what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to lady efreedit ? Yo Shit, Eris morn better switch me chairs So I can sit next to that Cayde-6 and Shiro-4 And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch, put me on blast on TTK "Yeah, he's cute, but I think his super is weak , hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Warlock STT [AHHH!] I'm sick of you little pups and tots clans groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt] And there's a million of us just like me Who storm like me; who just don't give a -blam!- like me Who troll like me; walk, talk and throw like me It just might be the next best thing but not quite me! Cause We're stormcallers, yes we're the real ballers, All the hunter nightstalkers, they just cry and holler. So won't the real stormcallers, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause we're stormcallers, yes we're the real ballers All the hunter nightstalkers, they just cry and holler. So won't the real stormcallers, please stand up, And put one of those fingers on each hand up... [b][u]Credit to V Voy for a couple minor flow adjustments in verse one![/u][/b] [b][u]Edit:[/u][/b] Come now everyone, it's all in good fun. Have a laugh, rewrite your own parody, I don't mind. [b][u]Edit 2:[/u][/b] I know not a ton of the lyrics are different. Chill. [b]Laugh.[/b] I did this in [b][i]ten[/i][/b] minutes on the shitter at work, it won't be a masterpiece lol. [b][u]If anyone wants to make a video using these lyrics that's fine by me, just make sure you credit every contributer here AND the original artist Eminem[/u][/b]