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Editado por Aech0s:
9/29/2016 7:02:48 PM
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Your best "Roses are red" poems.
Give them to me. I need a laugh.
Heres a few:
Roses are red
The grass is greener
Im thinking of you
While touching my wiener
Roses are red
Onions make me cry
Bite the pillow bitch
Im going in dry
Edit 1: 2 more poems!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No social media
Who the f*ck are you?
Roses are red
Green like the grass
Ill pull my pants down
And put it in your ass
English
#Offtopic
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Editado por The Wizard : 9/28/2016 8:00:27 PMRoses are red Bombs are blue I go boom Like my tomb
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2 RespuestasRoses are red Violets are blue Go find another man I'm breaking up with you
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1 RespuestaEditado por PKun, Grey Knight: 9/28/2016 6:52:23 PMRoses are red. I have a boat. I think only smart people Should be allowed to vote. [spoiler]And you're not one of them.[/spoiler] Roses are red. I've had my highs. She knocked me out With those American thighs. [spoiler]Take a moment to share, had me fighting for rear, she told me to come, but I was already there.[/spoiler] Roses are red. I have the blues. Next time you hear the debates Listen for the boos. [spoiler]And a gunshot.[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaRoses are red Violets are blue You aren't here What the f%#k?
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3 RespuestasRoses are red I am black Prepare yourself I'm about to attack Idk
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1 RespuestaRoses are red Voilets are greener When i think of you I wanna play with your weiner Roses are red Violets are super When i think of you I wanna put it in your pooper
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1 RespuestaRoses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want you in my bed When it's past my curfew.
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Editado por Deranged-Kitty1: 9/28/2016 8:28:42 PMRoses are blue Voilet are red The colors bleed too Now go to bed [spoiler]yeah needs some polishing but it's almost there... not bad for a Q&D during a break[/spoiler] 2nd attempt [spoiler]roses are red Voilet are blue Now I can go to bed Because work is though[/spoiler]
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6 RespuestasRoses are Red I'm feeling Blue Because there's one less Gorilla In the Cincinnati Zoo
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1 RespuestaRoses are read Chips are a snack I can't use my earbuds Because there is no jack
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5 RespuestasRoses are black Violets are black Everything is black I need a cleanse... [spoiler]I know it's not red but its a funny Destiny version[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaRoses are red Violent are blue [spoiler]i bet you read that last line wrong[/spoiler]
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Roses are red B8 is gr8 Open up the thread And prepare for h8
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1 RespuestaEnemies are red Allies are blue RYUU GA WAKA TEKI WO KURAU
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1 RespuestaRoses are red That much is true But violets are violet Not -blam!-ing blue
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Roses are red Jump into bed Take just the tip To moisten the head Violets are blue Just me and you Bring Rock Paper Scissors I'll make the glue
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1 RespuestaEditado por Player3Th0mas: 9/27/2016 7:38:56 PMRoses are red Violets are lousy So instead here's a picture Of Mike wazowski
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Roses are red Daisies are smaller Don't put soda in the water cup because that is stealing how would you feel going to jail over $1
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Roses are blue, violets are red. Let's do what we can, to f up this thread.
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1 RespuestaRoses are red I kill bears If you're under the age of seven [spoiler]ill be in your underwear[/spoiler]
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Roses are red violets are blue and relativism is bull shit
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One for you Thieves World fans: Tempus' face [i]was [/i]red The acid was blue Your bounty is 500,000 Brendan, it sucks to be you
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Roses are red I don't care
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Roses are red Violets are blue If the Dna test says you are my sister I'll stop -blam!-ing you
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This don't rhyme Get your scants off-lets go.
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2 RespuestasThe only ones I can think of are the ones with PornHub titles. I would post some but those Ninjas are slippery.
