For me, it'd have to be being stung by a Cow Killer Wasp multiple times while it was in my shirt.
Edit: I'm surprised that I haven't seen a "tail whip scooter fail" yet.
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Tearing a ligament in my Ankle so badly that my foot bent 90 degrees to the side. Had to recover for nearly a month before I could play football again... And then did it again in my first match back in a bad slide tackle.
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1 RespuestaThe thought of all the Pre Mature Girls dressing as Harley Quinn for Halloween.... ~ [i]I now Baptise you for the Omanystic Religion[/i]
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1 RespuestaWatching Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones.
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11 RespuestasEditado por TheDankWeb: 9/22/2016 2:40:43 PMCut off two fingers while using a table saw. That definitely sucked.
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2 RespuestasStepped on a cookie cutter once, and it was metal I couldn't walk for five days
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1 RespuestaBeing pushed off a ski lift. Everything since has been comparatively better.
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2 RespuestasGetting stabbed in the eye hurt pretty damn bad.
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Editado por Oxide: 9/25/2016 4:58:48 PMLego stepping as a sport ruined my career. But for real a kitten jumped of the top of my seat while riding passenger and left a huge scratch across my face and starting bleeding. Pretty mundane but whatever that kitten was a savage. (Another reason why I hate cats)
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Really bad stomach virus or having a asthma attack.
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Either shoving a nail through my foot or being kicked by a horse, it's a toss up. Pretty lame compared to some of the other comments on here!
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compact fracture of tibia+fibula (both bones in lower leg between knee and ankle) at same time
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.Stepping on Lego😭 Stepped on a drawing pin with bear feet Had an operation on my foot they had to break my big toe in 2 places and actually use a chisel to take some bone off Went to the gym for the first time ended up having a collapsed lung and had a tube stuck between my ribs But worst of all I fell off a motorbike and symltaniously burnt my ass on the engine and tore the tissue in my wrist
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Definitely a kick to the testicles in the sixth grade. I wanted to die for about 20 minutes.
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3 day migraines
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1 RespuestaWatching a girl I was in love with obsess over another man [spoiler]i cri evrytiem [/spoiler]
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If you count emotionally,when my dog died
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Punched in the kidney at full forced
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Reading this post
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Slammed my thumb in a car door.(it was locked)
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1 RespuestaFalling 2 meters off a playground and landing on my crotch...
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Recently? Two bike accidents. First: October, two years ago. Casually riding my bike with my family from our hotel to another town. We're still not quite sure what happened, but before I knew it, my bike suddenly flung itself and me sideways. One of the handlebars broke, cutting into my leg, and I fell on asphalt and probably went another foot or so forward until coming to a stop. I eventually got up, finished the bike ride, and got myself pizza. Second: Around the same time, last year. I was riding my bike home from school, when I saw what looked like one of my homies from school riding in a truck. So I sped up, trying to keep my eye on them. After a while, I noticed I was coming up on a broken "For Sale sign" that was about level with my face, and was blocking the sidewalk I was on, but it was so close that when I tried to go around it, I swerved and lost balance. Ended up going down, face first on grass. Hurt like Hell, but less than the first time. Got multiple wounds, and the chain on my bike was derailed, so I had to walk the rest of the way home.
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3 RespuestasI got punched in the face by Chuck Norris. My right ear and eye don't work and my face is still numb. Happened 4 years ago...
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Bullet ant sting.
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Does crippling depression count?
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Snowboarding accident
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Pulmonary embolism. Damn near killed me.