Ok so I need sum help.
Let me put this to you in the simplest way possible:
[spoiler]THERE IS A FULL ON FEMALE CLOTHELESS MANNEQUIN IN MY GARAGE[/spoiler]
So me being the teenager I am decided it would be good to make a you-know-what out of it.
...I tried.......everything....
I need to find a way to make it you-know-whattable WITHOUT my parents finding out.
Can't be too obvious, and if it is, it needs to be easily undo-able.
Help me OT, let's brainstorm!
I'll take any answers I can get.
Edit:
CMON PEOPLE I NEED REASONABLE ANSWERS THERE IS NOW A TIME LIMIT.
THEY TEXTED ME SAYING THEYLL BE HOME IN AN HOUR CMON!
Edit 2:
Parents are home, keep helping me strategize for another day.
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Ain't that swell
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5 RespuestasDig a pit in your basement and start kidnapping women. "It puts the lotion on its skin."
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3 RespuestasEditado por who: 9/11/2016 6:08:17 AMCreate a live firewall around your house after you take in the mannequin and "do the thing" and once you're done throw the mannequin in the fire, put out the fire with the hose and then set bear traps around burnt areas to reduce suspicion about your fire wall and remember to put extra bear traps around the melted mannequin to reduce suspicion about zed mannequin
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1 RespuestaScissor it
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1 RespuestaYour parents will find out eventually. Just try NOT being creepy and don't do anything with it.
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5 RespuestasOkay first off, what. Second, why is that thing in your garage? Third, are the arms or hands posable and how far apart are the legs spaced? [spoiler]Yes, I've given this thought. No, you asked and I'm giving solutions.[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasGet rid of your parents. [spoiler]Farming coconuts since 7-26-2016 [/spoiler]
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ANYONE?!?!?
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