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7/21/2016 1:45:58 AM
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I need a way to roast my sister.
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Have you tried using the oven? Shazam! You just got roasted!
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Play TF2 with her on a private CTF server, then when you get into her intel vault say "Hmm... I guess (Her team) doesn't have any intelligence FOR me to steal..." [spoiler]REKT[/spoiler]
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"Your mom sucks"
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Just put her in an oven, that should roast her good.
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I would roast you [spoiler]but your too fat for the oven[/spoiler]
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She smells like a krabby patty *whistles spongebob theme*
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Editado por Lord Memester: 7/22/2016 12:11:53 PMWhile she is sleeping, tie her down. Proceed to burn anything flammable in the room. Knock her out. The fire will get to the bed in the course of maybe five minutes. Method number two: lock her in the basement. Enter basement. Use flamethrower you have been hiding. Apply steak sauce. Dinner.
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3 RespuestasIt's a bit of a mind game you need to play. Most girls are pretty insecure so just mention small things throughout the next few weeks, things like, you look a little pale, your hair is kinda frizzy or I can see a few zits. Don't do anything to drastic or she may catch on. In about a month she should be a nervous about her appearance, now start to go a little harder say things like, your nose is pretty large or have you gained weight? Stuff along these lines and she should hate herself in a short while.
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Editado por Wheatley: 7/22/2016 12:01:57 PM(After she says something obvious) Nothing gets by you. Especially carbohydrates. I have to admit I'm jealous of you. No, really, I am. You get to have two days dedicated to yourself each year. You have your birthday and conception day. Oh, conception day? That's the one celebrated 9 months before your birthday with broken balloons and our parents burning money. (Sorry for only having two. I might have more later, but it's hard when you two come from the same family)
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2 Respuestasslip her sleeping pills, at least 5 in her drink before bed wait until she sleeps Pour gasoline tank on her bed sheets hide gasoline tank in parents bedroom nail all doors and windows shut paint windows black so she can't see outside while she burns to death frame your parents for murder
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Spitroast
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1.) wait until your parents are gone 2.) invite 3 or 4 of you're friends over 3.)beckon her towards you and your friends 4.) enjoy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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3 RespuestasEditado por Trestero: 7/22/2016 9:53:14 AMIf she opens her mouth in her sleep or snores, I recommend the good ol' Febreeze and a lighter. The eye sockets would also be a quick path to the brain.
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Editado por TheIntersect: 7/22/2016 10:12:35 AMPut her in the oven on 350, wait a couple of minutes then let her out and say " it's just a prank bro"
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Editado por Clover : 7/22/2016 10:09:56 AMI dunno, make her spill her drink or something then proceed to say "Dw accidents happen, that's why you're here"
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Do it in an oven
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Throw her over a spit. Feed to the local cannibal tribe. Profit.
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It is actually more simple than you think. You can use the same one I used to use on girls in high school that would annoy me. Works even better if she's not the brightest bulb mentally. You wait until she is talking to you and being irritating. Then you tell her that she is so dumb she needs to shut up before you end up going deaf. Also while she's at it, she needs to put a paper bag over her head and wear it whenever she is around you to prevent your eyes from dissolving in their sockets from looking at her ugly mug
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7 RespuestasStep 1. Preheat the oven to 350° Step 2. Put your sister in the oven Step 3. Leave in oven for half an hour Step 4. Remove and enjoy!
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you know what to do
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Take her $200 underwear!!!
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First of all you'll need a friend... Wait, different roast?
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I'm too lazy to go find one, but the first thing I thought of was instruction for a pot roast.
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3 RespuestasGet another dude for her other side.
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>remove upper quarter of skull and head >pour hairspray into skull >drop a lit Match in >??? >profit [spoiler]conditions met: roasted? Yes. Mind destroyed? Yes. [/spoiler]
