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Editado por chaosguy67:
7/13/2016 5:27:31 PM
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Asking if something is free at a store as a joke is NOT FUNNY (retail people understand this) UPDATE: Recon posted in here
I dont know how many of you worked retail jobs but i always hear this stupid joke way too often....
Customer: "hey it doesnt have a price on it, does that mean its free?!
Customer: "hahahaha"
Me: *cant even force a laugh for this stupid overused joke*
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1 Respuestanotice a customer with a "lost" look. "can I help you?" Customer, " no thanks, I'm trying to find something". I walk away thinking " no shit asshole, that's where I come in"
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1 RespuestaFormer pizza guy here. Got a few for you. People who see you delivering to their neighbor and ask if you happen to have a spare pizza, like you drive around with a mobile pizza factory in your back seat. My response was always, "Do you happen to have some spare money?" People who order a pizza and call back and complain that it was wrong in order to get a second pizza for free (and they already ate the wrong one so they can't return it). People who don't know what they want on their pizza and you have to recite all the toppings to them while five more calls back up. People who think the delivery fee is the driver's tip. People who think it's cute to let their kids pay the driver and don't notice their kid pocket the tip.
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Even worse: Customer: *hands cashier a $100 bill.* Cashier: *checks the bill with a cash marker* Customer: "Oh it should be good, I just printed it this morning!" Cashier: *dies a little more inside*
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[quote]Customer: "hey it doesnt have a price on it, does that mean its free?![/quote] Point out the barcode to the customer. Say, "Let's find out, shall we?" and then run it past the scanner. "Well, I guess that it isn't. What a surprise that we stock items for sale that have a consumer price that is greater than zero. This must be quite the disappointment, isn't it?"
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I did this joke two days ago when the price tag was misprinted at $0.00. I feel that was marginally more appropriate since it was a $900 dress.
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1 RespuestaPeople actually do that? I just give them the thing I want to buy hand over whatever it costs and get out...
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6 Respuestas[quote]UPDATE: Recon posted in here[/quote] No wai! Wait, how is that even a thing worth noting?
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So true. Thankfully I've moved on from working the register. Now I get asked, Customer: "since you won't discount this refrigerator because it's not damaged , what about if I dent it"? Me: smiles "then I would call security and have you escorted from the store."
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On a more important note, stop venerating recon yes?
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I used to work retail, and [spoiler]you are whiney[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaEditado por Upperclass Bum: 7/14/2016 6:27:13 AMMost annoying questions I heard at Burlington; - "Can you give me a discount?" - "Can you check in the back?" - "Oh, this is the men's fitting room?" - "Where are your (insert vague item here)?" - "How much is this?" (I'll give this one some context as it makes me seem like an asshole otherwise) [spoiler]People would come up to me and expect me to give them a price for an item on the spot as if I had a freaking barcode scanner in the palm of my hand or in the event that it didn't have a ticket expect me to know the price just off the top of my head...[/spoiler] - "Hurr durr, do you have any ugly sweaters?" (during Christmas time)
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I would say... "It's free for an $50 fee" Item is $25.
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1 RespuestaOr if the item has trouble scanning... "Oh, it won't scan. Must be free, right?" Har, har. And the best one: when I check their large bill for counterfeit. "Watch out for the ink! I just made it!" And then they do the same thing to the change I hand back to them. Oh, you're going to mock me for trying to keep my job... You're so funny.
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I have never heard that ever.
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I've never worked at a retail store and that's not funny
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Response: It's only free if you're willing to give me money!!!
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3 Respuestashttps://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/
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Uggh i feel ya. Not the same joke but try being given the name Luke. Do you know how many blamming people tell me they are my father... i don't even hide the look of disgust anymore lol
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In honesty, I didn't really care. I faked a smile and got on with my day...
