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Editado por Owlish Athena:
7/5/2016 9:50:12 PM
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The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide
Let's be honest, most of us have done at least one of these at some point. This list is purely for entertainment and fun.
1) The Lone Wolf Pup- someone who thinks they can do everything on their own but gets first blood for the other team
2) The Politician- the one that insists on using you as a human meat shield
3) The Lost Puppy- that teammate that is scared and follows you around but misses every shot they make
4) The Statue- the teammate that is frozen the entire match (AFK)
5) The Spotlight - the teammate that wears a bright shader and wonders why they can't find good cover
6) The Forever Confused- the one that can't tell who is on their team
7) The Ghost - that guy that you forget was even on your team
8) The Benedict Arnold- the traitor that pushes you into enemy fire
9) The Death Wish - the one that runs out and yells at the other team to shoot him
10) The Lagger - this is the one that has such a bad connection that he can somehow faze through walls
11) The Brick Wall- this is the teammate that walks in front of you when you are killing someone so that instead of getting a kill, you shoot your teammate in the back of the head
If you have any others, be sure to add them in!
Be sure to share any videos if you have them!
ヽ(´▽｀)/
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My hunter has always been number 5.
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4 RespuestasGreat topic. I enjoyed this one. How about The Lebron? Just as you're throwing any kind of wall sticking grenade DENIED and it bounces off them and sticks nowhere near where you were aiming (usually right in front of you on the floor)
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Need to add The guy that loves capturing the relic(salvage) and cant defend it so the opposition then get free points for the dismantle
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Harkons back to Halo 3 for me... I miss the announcers voice saying "Betrayal!" everytime I put a shotty or a sniper thru a fellow Fireteam member helmet. God I miss it. So many betrayals that I went from 5 star general to lieutenant within a few weeks. Lol
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3 RespuestasEditado por ElectroHail: 7/6/2016 6:29:23 PMThe Deciding Factor - The teammate that, if they got 1 or 2 more kills, you would've won that match
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2 RespuestasEditado por TrulyDontCare: 7/6/2016 4:48:53 PMThe Leeroy Jenkins - the one who gets too excited and runs to the enemy's only flag or spawn territory, causing a spawn flip that results in your team to losing.
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Editado por gtmadman: 7/6/2016 7:08:03 PM[quote]11) The Brick Wall- this is the teammate that walks in front of you when you are killing someone so that instead of getting a kill, you shoot your teammate in the back of the head [/quote]This happens a lot. And it's not really the blocking that bothers me so much. It's the fact that the person in front has terrible aim and gets us both killed.
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9 RespuestasEditado por Nadav: 7/6/2016 11:46:05 AMThe abuser: that one guy who has a much higher kd then his friends and uses their matchmaking to get awesome stuff like unbrokens (vid above) The little bitch: that guy who bitches about tlw and mida all game and uses pdx and felwinter's on a stormcaller
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3 RespuestasAnother guy I hate is the one who camps warp gates with a shotgun
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The why do even play this game or the enemie team feeder : cant get more then 5kills in 6v6 and has more then 10deaths.
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"Fvcked Reincarnation" - when you get killed by someone's Super, you spawn back in too close to the person who killed you who [i]still has their Super[/i], and get killed again. 😡
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The sacrificial lamb? I happily played that role this past weekend. Ran into a group of 4 with a bladedancer and killed 3 of them before the 4th one unloaded his shadowshot to stop me. I said "I got 3 and the 4th wasted his super on me". One of the fireteam members said "but you died". He just didn't get it. If I can take out one super while getting 3 kills, the sacrifice is worth it.
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1 RespuestaI'd like to consider myself the flanker
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2 RespuestasThe backpack. The one that carry you scrubs
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5 RespuestasEditado por AkikoKumimo: 7/6/2016 8:37:55 AMThe Thief - Grabs the heavy ammo without anyome else
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1 RespuestaThe what's the point guy : has either nlb or universal remote and has a purple secondary to Mach the weapon type
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1 RespuestaEditado por riki1kenobi: 7/6/2016 8:45:22 AMThe "Stuck on a blade of grass" where you can't seem to move backwards, forwards or side to side because...... Well "Bungie". Then you die.
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Having hunters on your team. 😂 Jk
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The person that doesn't ever show up in the gamefeed, but somehow places first "The blacklisted"
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1 RespuestaThe " bungie please" - dead right after spawn. The " really bro" - instead of killing your teammate that is 10% it goes for you. The " asshole"- picks heavy even if he see his teammates running to get heavy then rush to the other heavy and dies.
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The player that makes nerf posts. "The potato"
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1 RespuestaThe Martyr - the one who dies 6 times in a row to the enemy Supers. Usually me.
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What's with this games formula that's ALWAYS puts me om teams where I have the people with no thumbs on my side? It took me 4 hours to get 10 wins for a quest because I had to carry every single game and then my team would lose it for me right before the game ends. As much as I love being at the top of the scoreboard, I hate it for the same reason.
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I fcking hate the Benedict Arnolds with a passion
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Editado por michaeljacksen: 7/6/2016 5:57:57 PMDo me. Do me. When I advance to the center of the battlefield, I'll walk behind a sniping team mate, using him as a human shield. But since I have no depth perception, I'll bump into him as he is trying to snipe an enemy. This causes s body shot instead of a headshot. The enemy is wounded but kills my fellow sniper. Then I kill the wounded enemy. Then I camp until sniper respawns and sets up again, rinse and repeat.
